2 definitions by Social distancing got me like

Shes really smart when it comes to math and school. Don't fuck with her head though. Shes book smart, but not street smart. She never knew that dumb was spelt with a b. When it comes to realtionships though she gets serious. Dont break her heart. She has a nice booty and shes pretty fine.
P1-Your stupid
P2-Yea your such a Brooke
P3-No im not. Wait i am?
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Its a stupid virus that prevents people from doing what they love the most. It makes you relize that you actually have a life. It breaks couples up beacuse they cant see each other. It makes people buy toilet paper when they dont even need it so, that way the people who really do need it cant wype there ass
Mom-Who used the last of the toilet paper?
Dad-I did
Mom-I have to go to the store now. Wheres my mask so i dont get the COVID-19
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