3 definitions by Snipervert
Chopping lumber is slang for smoking marijuana. Can also be used separately, as "let's go chop" or "want some lumber?"
Eugene: "After chopping lumber I ate so much i had to take a huge dump"
John: "Damn Eugene, that must've been some fine shit!"
John: "Damn Eugene, that must've been some fine shit!"
by Snipervert March 3, 2010
When you take a long crap, get up, pull up your pants and wash your hands, after, you notice that you have forgotten to take a leak, but you are too lazy to take a one, and leave.
John: Man i just took a dump, and forget to take a leak, but I'm too lazy to go back and take one.
Joe: Damn, the forgotten leak, i hate it.
Joe: Damn, the forgotten leak, i hate it.
by Snipervert August 30, 2009
Johnny: Shit, i just got fired for harassing my boss's wife.
Chuck: No problem bro, let's buy some jyri and get blazed out of our minds.
Chuck: No problem bro, let's buy some jyri and get blazed out of our minds.
by Snipervert March 2, 2010