Johnny: Shit, i just got fired for harassing my boss's wife.
Chuck: No problem bro, let's buy some jyri and get blazed out of our minds.
Chuck: No problem bro, let's buy some jyri and get blazed out of our minds.
by Snipervert March 02, 2010
Chopping lumber is slang for smoking marijuana. Can also be used separately, as "let's go chop" or "want some lumber?"
Eugene: "After chopping lumber I ate so much i had to take a huge dump"
John: "Damn Eugene, that must've been some fine shit!"
John: "Damn Eugene, that must've been some fine shit!"
by Snipervert March 03, 2010
When you take a long crap, get up, pull up your pants and wash your hands, after, you notice that you have forgotten to take a leak, but you are too lazy to take a one, and leave.
John: Man i just took a dump, and forget to take a leak, but I'm too lazy to go back and take one.
Joe: Damn, the forgotten leak, i hate it.
Joe: Damn, the forgotten leak, i hate it.
by Snipervert August 30, 2009