Rockabilly

This is a descriptive term that people apply to whatever object they are trying to get rid of on Ebay that isn't selling.
Cheapskate #1- Jesus, I can't get anybody to buy this awful plaid pair of pants from K-mart. What am I gonna do?

Cheapskate #2- What, are you stupid? Just re-list it and call it Rockabilly K-mart plaid pants!!

Chaepskate # 1- Dude, you are awesome!
by SimpleSpyman August 31, 2009
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my happy place

a blissful state of mind created by a pleasing event or the effects of intoxicants.
Dude, seeing Gina in that black thong bikini sends me to my happy place!! (or)

Man, that weed you sold me is so bunk I cant even get to my happy place!!
by SimpleSpyman April 27, 2008
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this economy

Scofflaws, cheats, deadbeats and other losers use this phrase as an excuse for their miserable failures in managing their money
I'd love to pay you for cleaning my pool Eugene but in "this economy" I just can't! Sorry.
by SimpleSpyman January 27, 2009
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homosensual

Appealing to the sensitivities of our gay brethren. Favored by queers.
That fuschia shirt is positively homosensual!
by SimpleSpyman March 25, 2008
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Wikiworld

A socio-political milieu in which truth and facts are disregarded when lies, gossip, and other forms of misinformation enable the liar to make a buck, sell some soap or win an argument. Derived from Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia in which printed information may or MAY NOT be factual.
Viewer one: "Oh man, did you hear that Channel 7 just reported that the little bit of rain we had last week actually made the drought WORSE instead of better?"

Viewer two: "What! How is that even possible? That's so Wikiworld!"

by SimpleSpyman April 15, 2008
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Wikiworld

A socio-political milieu in which truth and facts are disregarded when lies, gossip, and other forms of misinformation enable the liar to make a buck, sell some soap or win an argument. Derived from Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia in which printed information may or MAY NOT be factual.
Viewer one: "Oh man, did you hear that Channel 7 just reported that the little bit of rain we had last week actually made the drought WORSE instead of better?"

Viewer two: "What! How is that even possible? That's so Wikiworld!"
by SimpleSpyman May 20, 2008
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Wind Man

A "wind man" is the opposite of a wing man. The wind man is usually socially inept, especially when it comes to meeting women. He gets nervous, talks too much, laughs like a hyena and generally ruins it for any guy stupid enough to be hanging out with him.
Hey Carl! Come with! Me and Ralphie and Eugene are going down to Chugalug to scam some biyatches!

Carl: Pass. Eugene is the biggest wind man in town.

Last time I went out with him, he asked this hot

white chick and her hot black friend if they were

twins! That asshole gets more nervous than a

Japanese beaver on crack!
by SimpleSpyman September 17, 2009
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