9 definitions by SimpleSpyman
Dude, seeing Gina in that black thong bikini sends me to my happy place!! (or)
Man, that weed you sold me is so bunk I cant even get to my happy place!!
Man, that weed you sold me is so bunk I cant even get to my happy place!!
by SimpleSpyman April 27, 2008
Scofflaws, cheats, deadbeats and other losers use this phrase as an excuse for their miserable failures in managing their money
by SimpleSpyman January 27, 2009
A Salieri is a friend, co-worker, lover or relative that is threatened by you. They often attempt to diminish you although they pretend to be your friend or advisor.
Dean's boss is a Salieri. He keeps micro-managing Dean even though everyone knows that without Dean, he would be totally lost. back stabber. traitor. judas. green eyed monster
by SimpleSpyman May 3, 2017
An ironic exclamation of approval or pleasure in an event in which the observer is actually bored or unimpressed.
Him: Hey! If we hurry and get back to my place by eleven, we can still catch The Simpsons!
Her: Whoop Dee Doo!!
Her: Whoop Dee Doo!!
by SimpleSpyman March 27, 2008
A "wind man" is the opposite of a wing man. The wind man is usually socially inept, especially when it comes to meeting women. He gets nervous, talks too much, laughs like a hyena and generally ruins it for any guy stupid enough to be hanging out with him.
Hey Carl! Come with! Me and Ralphie and Eugene are going down to Chugalug to scam some biyatches!
Carl: Pass. Eugene is the biggest wind man in town.
Last time I went out with him, he asked this hot
white chick and her hot black friend if they were
twins! That asshole gets more nervous than a
Japanese beaver on crack!
Carl: Pass. Eugene is the biggest wind man in town.
Last time I went out with him, he asked this hot
white chick and her hot black friend if they were
twins! That asshole gets more nervous than a
Japanese beaver on crack!
by SimpleSpyman September 17, 2009
by SimpleSpyman March 25, 2008
This is a descriptive term that people apply to whatever object they are trying to get rid of on Ebay that isn't selling.
Cheapskate #1- Jesus, I can't get anybody to buy this awful plaid pair of pants from K-mart. What am I gonna do?
Cheapskate #2- What, are you stupid? Just re-list it and call it Rockabilly K-mart plaid pants!!
Chaepskate # 1- Dude, you are awesome!
Cheapskate #2- What, are you stupid? Just re-list it and call it Rockabilly K-mart plaid pants!!
Chaepskate # 1- Dude, you are awesome!
by SimpleSpyman August 31, 2009