1 definition by Sicily2014
When someone gets so drunk that when they cannot stop laughing it sounds like they are a asthmatic hyperventilating. Alphabetisism most frequently occurs from drinking too much Sicilian white wine!
It can also be more simply used to described getting really drunk.
It can also be more simply used to described getting really drunk.
Georgy: *Is laughing but taking continuous short shallow breaths, sounds like she is struggling to breath*
Stephen: Georgy are you alphabetic?
Or
Stephen: I want to get totally Alphabetic tonight!!!!
Stephen: Georgy are you alphabetic?
Or
Stephen: I want to get totally Alphabetic tonight!!!!
by Sicily2014 July 26, 2014