ShweetboX's definitions

tweakfuck

A person who abuses/uses methamphetamine or any other form of stimulants. Usually characterized by uncannily sheisty behavior ending in felonies and loss of teeth.

"Damn, my lightbulb is missing again! Tweakfuck strikes AGAIN!"

by ShweetboX September 11, 2006

tonguejack

To lick furiously with intent to stimulate or destroy. Usually tongue jacking is done to the asshole, cooter, or nuts.

My shitboxwas in need of an immidiate tonguejacking due to the massive load my boyfriend just blew on it.
Also see...toungejack.

by Shweetbox August 4, 2005

shweetbox

Shweetbox is a non-vulgar way of saying shitbox. It use is perfect for open, public communication for those who are hip to your jive.
Ben S. And D.L. in the summer of 1998. Developed for use while at work in front of customers and management.

"That chicks pants were so low I could damn near see her shweetbox, frankly, I'd like to tonguejack it.

by Shweetbox April 28, 2006

half-o

A half ounce (14g) of ANY illicit drug. Usually used describing weed or cocaine amounts.

G-money-"I just got my issue today mayne"

Killerfred-"how much you got nigga?"

G-money-"just a half-o, lets get crackin"

by Shweetbox August 4, 2005

toungejack

To toungejack is to lick maddly with intent to destroy or arouse. Toungjacking is usally done to coochies, cooters, or to the shitbox.

My girl wanted me to toungejack her shitbox, but i wans't in the mood for that shit.

by Shweetbox August 3, 2005

hot carl

Receiving oral sex while defacating.

Jenna gave her boyfriend a blow job while he took a hairy dump.

by Shweetbox May 16, 2005

scramp

A beautiful,bangin', chick, whom you would bone on the spot. Also known as a dime.

Jessica Alba is and will always be a scramp.

by Shweetbox April 28, 2006