SexyLexie's definitions

brooke hogan

Hulk Hogan in a drag

Greg: I wonder what Hulk Hogan would like like in a drag?
Bill: Brooke Hogan

by SexyLexie June 14, 2008

capris

pants that are longer than shorts but shorter than jeans. stupid idiots say capris are for morons but that doesnt make sense. if no one wanted to wear capris and look like a moron why are people still buying them?
if you dont like them simply dont wear them.

I went to the mall today and bought a pair of capris

by SexyLexie August 23, 2007

b2s

Back To School (or, back to suffering)

Oh no. Summer is over and it's b2s

by SexyLexie August 25, 2007

megan fox

cheap tranny who starred in the Transformers movies. underwent numerous plastic surgery to look hot and is beleived to be the "hottest woman alive" by numerous men. trying too hard to look like Angelina Jolie, and is actually not hot at all.

Megan Fox has enough plastic in her body to make 10,000 coke bottles.

by SexyLexie September 1, 2009

skelanimals

Dead animals need love, too!!
Skelanimals are adorable, cute, little dead aniamls that are looking for a home. They want someone to love them, but not just anyone, they want someone with a warm heart. after all, they're just bones!
Skelanimals love to watch scary movies and snuggle.

I love my new skelanimals backpack!!

Skelanimals are soo cute!!

by SexyLexie March 6, 2007

what yo mamma gave you

another word for butt, booty, ass,etc

Shake what yo mamma gave you!

by sexylexie May 29, 2007

sparknotes

mankind's greatest invention. summarizes boring books high school students have to read, in little paragrpahs for every chapter. you can still get the idea of what the book's about without spending countless hours reading the damn thing.
also avilable for subjects such as history, math, science, chemistry, government, etc.

Oh fuck. I have a test on Macbeth tomorrow. Sparknotes to the rescue!

by SexyLexie May 14, 2007