18 definitions by SeaPilot
Derogatory name, prejudice term used mostly by caucasian males towards African Americans. Derived because of the thick woolly wire consistency of their black hair in comparison to a household carpet or rug.
"I'm not eating in there. Too many rugs."
"The rugs will be all over your car if you park there"
"Don't go to that frat house because it's located in a rug's neighborhood."
"The rugs will be all over your car if you park there"
"Don't go to that frat house because it's located in a rug's neighborhood."
by SeaPilot June 30, 2009
Bleu Balls (French for blue) is nearly intolerable pain for a man. This happens when his balls swell to a larger size because of the lack of sex, unfinished blowjobs, and just not ejaculating when he should. Also can be brought on by getting overly excited over just seeing, touching or anything a woman ( or man) of his desire and not releasing the pressure of sperm or achieving orgasm.
Possible Cure: masturbation, sex, cold show, swimming
Women could understand the pain if they reflected on how they feel when their monthly period starts.
Possible Cure: masturbation, sex, cold show, swimming
Women could understand the pain if they reflected on how they feel when their monthly period starts.
"I went out with the hottest girl last night but after I got home I couldn't sleep because I had a case of the bleu balls."
"My girlfriend keeps giving me bleu balls because she won't give it up."
"Sometimes I'd rather have a kick in the nuts then bleu balls."
"My girlfriend keeps giving me bleu balls because she won't give it up."
"Sometimes I'd rather have a kick in the nuts then bleu balls."
by SeaPilot June 28, 2009
"Hey man ask that Mexican dude for some molta."
"He can't speak English so don't say pot. Use molta instead."
"He can't speak English so don't say pot. Use molta instead."
by SeaPilot June 29, 2009
A woman who - Can't Understand Normal Thinking or CUNT.
In a social group or setting you could use some tact and say, " She is a graduate of the "Chesapeake University of Nautical Technology".
In a social group or setting you could use some tact and say, " She is a graduate of the "Chesapeake University of Nautical Technology".
"That woman has off the wall thinking and a real cunt."
" A cunt will cause you real problems over time."
"She is good looking but on the other hand a cunt."
" A cunt will cause you real problems over time."
"She is good looking but on the other hand a cunt."
by SeaPilot June 27, 2009
Southern slang for a woman's pussy. It refers to the shaking or jiggling of the labia when a woman is having orgasm or achieving rapture. Bert used it in the movie "Gator" when he was having a good old boy talk about his partner's girlfriend.
" Man that was some fine shaky puddin' last night."
"That shaky puddin' spoke volumes to me last night about how she's a feelin' 'bout me.
"That shaky puddin' spoke volumes to me last night about how she's a feelin' 'bout me.
by SeaPilot June 28, 2009
East coast Jewish term referring to a guy who is a geek jerk dweeb idiot etc. Originating somewhere around New York or New Jersey. Correctly pronounced with a Jewish Bronx's accent.
phonetically pronounced -" sh - men - drick "
phonetically pronounced -" sh - men - drick "
"Don't ask that guy. He's a real smendric."
"No smendrics allowed at the party."
" Those smendrics are the turds in a punch bowl."
"No smendrics allowed at the party."
" Those smendrics are the turds in a punch bowl."
by SeaPilot June 29, 2009
This is the act of a company or salesperson who has taken a customer to a second rate lending institution or in the auto industry what is called a "mouse house". These lenders such as HFC or Lending Tree grant loans to people with substandard credit scores and then charge very high interest rates. Being dipped is the act of helping the purchaser to obtain the 2nd loan and get the down payment cash for the principal loan.
" Hey Fred, you client needs $2000K down and you will need to get them "dipped" if they don't have cash. "
" Their trade-in has $500 negative equity so get them dipped for $1500 which pay off their debt and give them a grand down if they don't have any cash."
" Their trade-in has $500 negative equity so get them dipped for $1500 which pay off their debt and give them a grand down if they don't have any cash."
by SeaPilot June 25, 2009