Definitions by ScienceDude23

69 

lmao

Person 1: 69

Person 2: LMAO

69 by ScienceDude23 November 25, 2020

COVID-19 

Hell

COVID-19 caused what would normally be a good year to just be total crud

COVID-19 by ScienceDude23 November 24, 2020

Mayo 

The ultimate instrument. Only legends play it.

"Is Mayonnaise an instrument" - Patrick Star

Mayo by ScienceDude23 November 18, 2020

The FSM 

Short for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The one true God, he is made up of a pile of spaghetti with two meatballs in it. Under his noodliness, the holy day is Friday, the preferred attire is Pirate garb, and the preferred head covering is a pasta colander. And instead of saying Amen at the end of a prayer, you say Ramen

The reason people are taller now is because The FSM shows his love by smacking people on the head with his noodly appendages, making people shorter each bonk. Now there are more people, so there are less bonks to go around, so people are taller.

The FSM by ScienceDude23 November 2, 2020