Satandog's definitions

Arse Cakes

n. Expression used by Father Jack, the bigoted old alcoholic priest from Father Ted. Usually shouted at the top of his lungs, at nothing in particular, in random rotation with "Girls!", "Drink!" and "Feck!".

"Father Jack, would you like a nice cup of tea, now?"
"ARSE CAKES!"

by Satandog March 15, 2006

Toast Rack

Fine, fine female ass cheeks so shapely and strong you just have to use them to hold your toast.

"Mmm - that's a fine toast rack you got."

by Satandog March 15, 2006

Suck it and See

Charming British expression referring to trying out something untested or kind of unknown. It's really a metaphor - the new thing is like a boiled sweet, the uknown consequences are the flavour, so you "suck it and see"!

"Shit fella, I'm not so sure about these shiny pants. They look pretty gay."
"No worries mate - suck it and see. You might get lucky".

by Satandog March 14, 2006

Give it a Whirl

Charming British phrase referring to when you try something out for the first time to see what happens. First Cousin to "suck it and see".

"I've never had sex with a midget before".
"Don't worry darlin', give it a whirl - it might grow on you!"

by Satandog March 14, 2006

Shag Palace

Impressive pad that a single guy - or a rich and sneaky married dude - can whisk a panting paick-up back to for a bit of the old in out in out. Typically has some impressive "views", a fridge full of champagne and no evidence of any priors.

Dave's fucking loaded. He's got a shag palace downtown and fucks like a rabbit there every Friday when he's not at home...with his family.

by Satandog March 7, 2006

Front Up

v. to turn up or make an appearance. Old fashioned / military slang, used to differentiate showing your front from retreating - showing your back. Sounds more decisive, too.

"I say, you chaps has better make jolly sure you front up at 12.00 hours, eh?"

by Satandog February 26, 2006

Mob Handed

adj. Describes turning up en masse, usually in preparation for trouble like kicking the crap out of some other guys, or as a safety in numbers precaution to prevent exactly that. Also applies in work life, when you call a meeting and some dipshit brings 10 buddies, or you throw a party and some utter loser...brings 10 buddies.

"Fuck me if Chopper didn't turn up at the Red Lion mob handed last night looking to get even with Frankie Four Inches. By Last Orders no cunt was left standing in the place. Fucking carnage"

by Satandog February 26, 2006