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Suck it and See

Charming British expression referring to trying out something untested or kind of unknown. It's really a metaphor - the new thing is like a boiled sweet, the uknown consequences are the flavour, so you "suck it and see"!
"Shit fella, I'm not so sure about these shiny pants. They look pretty gay."
"No worries mate - suck it and see. You might get lucky".
by Satandog March 14, 2006
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Chit Chat

n. Popular Brit slang for vapid, meaningless chatter or polite "warm up" conversation before you get down and do the serious shit, be it a meeting, sex etc.
"Blah blah blah blah yada yada...bl-"
"Cut the Chit Chat and get your clothes off."

Or...

"How's Maria and the girls"?
"Fine, thanks. OK, let's cut the Chit Chat. You're fired."
by Satandog March 30, 2006
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Mushy Peas

Radioactively green shite eaten by people from the North of England, usually covered in mint sauce and eaten with chips on cold and rainy nights standing around drunk at fun fairs wondering if you should shag the fat bird.

Made with dried marrowfat peas which are first soaked overnight in water with bicarbonate soda/baking soda, then rinsed in fresh water and simmered.

They still look and taste like radioactive green shite though.

And you didn't shag the fat bird. Your best mate did.
I ate some mushy peas when I should have shagged the fat bird at the fun fair.
by Satandog September 7, 2014
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Never Mind The Quality

Never mind the quality...feel the width. Phrase used to persuade you that quantity is more important than quality. Originated from unscrupulous London backstreet tailors palming you off with cheap material instead of the good stuff for your suit.
"Hmm. This suit smells of dead germans and cat piss, and is sturdy enough to both restrain a rutting wart hog and give me heat-stroke if the mercury climbs above 60 degrees, my good man".
"Never mind the quality, feel the width my son! They don't make cloth like this anymore!"
by Satandog May 3, 2006
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Log Lady

n. Mysterious woman who leaves a gigantic unflushable turd in the ladies' loo. Usually encountered in the workplace, sparking endless speculation about the identity of the Log Lady. No male equivalent, thanks to David Lynch, and the fact that men have such godawful personal hygiene that this is a pretty regular happening in the male crapper.
"The Log Lady struck again! Who d'you reckon it is?"
"That fat bird from the 4th floor!! She must have a tail-pipe six inches wide!"
by Satandog February 6, 2006
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Wrong 'Un

Brit slang for a dangerous person with a screw loose. Someone that could actually do some damage, not some harmless happy go lucky wanker.
"Fuck me rigid, Frankie Four Fingers is a right fucking Wrong 'Un. He peeled off Jimmy The Greek's fucking kneecaps with a claw hammer just 'cos he looked at 'is Old Lady funny".
by Satandog March 25, 2006
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world of pain

"Dave, you just shagged my mom. I'm gonna put you into a world of pain."
by Satandog May 2, 2006
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