Satandog's definitions

Puffa Puffa Face

Defining feature of an inbred Chav mostly from Essex or a remote hellhole like North Prospect (Swilly) in Plymouth with distinctive slitty, puffy inbred eyes. Their dad is their uncle is their first cousin etc. Half way to being a Tard.

"Did that Chav over there get the shit beat out of him?"
"Nope, that's one bad inbred Puffa Puffa Face motherfucker".

by Satandog April 2, 2006

Furry Plums

Quite literally The Dog's Bollocks!

Is wee Georgie gonna get to use his furry plums before the big snip?

by Satandog August 28, 2006

Whoring the Def

Jumping into UD Talk, usually as a n00b, and bugging the shit out of people to Accept / Thumb Up your def. Duller than dull, but sadly no longer a feature of life here since Aaron took Talk off-line after a nasty vermin infestation from "Up North".

"If anyone see this def I wrote - "Mexican Anteater Carl Flambe" - would you guys, like, vote for it? It totally cracks me and my buddy up".

No, Paul, that's Whoring the Def. Ta ta.

by Satandog August 29, 2006

Arse Cakes

n. Expression used by Father Jack, the bigoted old alcoholic priest from Father Ted. Usually shouted at the top of his lungs, at nothing in particular, in random rotation with "Girls!", "Drink!" and "Feck!".

"Father Jack, would you like a nice cup of tea, now?"
"ARSE CAKES!"

by Satandog March 15, 2006

Chit Chat

n. Popular Brit slang for vapid, meaningless chatter or polite "warm up" conversation before you get down and do the serious shit, be it a meeting, sex etc.

"Blah blah blah blah yada yada...bl-"
"Cut the Chit Chat and get your clothes off."

Or...

"How's Maria and the girls"?
"Fine, thanks. OK, let's cut the Chit Chat. You're fired."

by Satandog March 30, 2006

Mushy Peas

Radioactively green shite eaten by people from the North of England, usually covered in mint sauce and eaten with chips on cold and rainy nights standing around drunk at fun fairs wondering if you should shag the fat bird.

Made with dried marrowfat peas which are first soaked overnight in water with bicarbonate soda/baking soda, then rinsed in fresh water and simmered.

They still look and taste like radioactive green shite though.

And you didn't shag the fat bird. Your best mate did.

I ate some mushy peas when I should have shagged the fat bird at the fun fair.

by Satandog September 7, 2014

ADPS

All Day Pajama Syndrome: Dubiously scientific name for the trend of wearing pajamas all day long, and in public.

50 or more moms gathered at the school gate every day to drop off their kids and every one of them suffered from ADPS.

by Satandog September 24, 2011