Satandog's definitions

Whoring the Def

Jumping into UD Talk, usually as a n00b, and bugging the shit out of people to Accept / Thumb Up your def. Duller than dull, but sadly no longer a feature of life here since Aaron took Talk off-line after a nasty vermin infestation from "Up North".

"If anyone see this def I wrote - "Mexican Anteater Carl Flambe" - would you guys, like, vote for it? It totally cracks me and my buddy up".

No, Paul, that's Whoring the Def. Ta ta.

by Satandog August 29, 2006

Never Mind The Quality

Never mind the quality...feel the width. Phrase used to persuade you that quantity is more important than quality. Originated from unscrupulous London backstreet tailors palming you off with cheap material instead of the good stuff for your suit.

"Hmm. This suit smells of dead germans and cat piss, and is sturdy enough to both restrain a rutting wart hog and give me heat-stroke if the mercury climbs above 60 degrees, my good man".
"Never mind the quality, feel the width my son! They don't make cloth like this anymore!"

by Satandog May 3, 2006

Take a pop

To try and punch someone; old-time Brit slang. First cousin to Take a Swing and Swing For.

"I swear to God if Dave fucks my mom again I'm gonna take a pop at 'im, I'll swing for the fucker."

by Satandog May 12, 2006

Willy Waver

n. An unbearable male show-off. British slang.

"Dave is such a bloody willy waver."

by Satandog May 2, 2006

world of pain

The ultimate retribution when you piss someone off.

"Dave, you just shagged my mom. I'm gonna put you into a world of pain."

by Satandog May 2, 2006

Swift One

A quick drink take in a hurry when you don't have much time but would like to be sociable - either at the end or the start of a night. Brit slang. Leads to trouble.

"Hey there Dave, how you doing?"
"I went for a swift one after work with Mikey last night and woke up with my head in a crackwhore's crotch."

by Satandog April 4, 2006

Wrong 'Un

Brit slang for a dangerous person with a screw loose. Someone that could actually do some damage, not some harmless happy go lucky wanker.

"Fuck me rigid, Frankie Four Fingers is a right fucking Wrong 'Un. He peeled off Jimmy The Greek's fucking kneecaps with a claw hammer just 'cos he looked at 'is Old Lady funny".

by Satandog March 25, 2006