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Jumping into UD Talk, usually as a n00b, and bugging the shit out of people to Accept / Thumb Up your def. Duller than dull, but sadly no longer a feature of life here since Aaron took Talk off-line after a nasty vermin infestation from "Up North".
"If anyone see this def I wrote - "Mexican Anteater Carl Flambe" - would you guys, like, vote for it? It totally cracks me and my buddy up".
No, Paul, that's Whoring the Def. Ta ta.
No, Paul, that's Whoring the Def. Ta ta.
by Satandog August 29, 2006
Get the Whoring the Def mug.n. Mysterious woman who leaves a gigantic unflushable turd in the ladies' loo. Usually encountered in the workplace, sparking endless speculation about the identity of the Log Lady. No male equivalent, thanks to David Lynch, and the fact that men have such godawful personal hygiene that this is a pretty regular happening in the male crapper.
"The Log Lady struck again! Who d'you reckon it is?"
"That fat bird from the 4th floor!! She must have a tail-pipe six inches wide!"
"That fat bird from the 4th floor!! She must have a tail-pipe six inches wide!"
by Satandog February 6, 2006
Get the Log Lady mug....feel the width. Phrase used to persuade you that quantitiy is more important than quality. Originated from unscrupulous London backstreet tailors palming you off with cheap material instead of the good stuff for your suit.
"Hmm. This suit smells of dead germans and cat piss, and is sturdy enough to both restrain a rutting wart hog and give me heat-stroke if the mercury climbs above 60 degrees, my good man".
"Never mind the quality, feel the width my son! They don't make cloth like this anymore!"
"Never mind the quality, feel the width my son! They don't make cloth like this anymore!"
by Satandog May 2, 2006
Get the never mind the quality mug.All Day Pajama Syndrome: Dubiously scientific name for the trend of wearing pajamas all day long, and in public.
50 or more moms gathered at the school gate every day to drop off their kids and every one of them suffered from ADPS.
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Get the world of pain mug.A quick drink take in a hurry when you don't have much time but would like to be sociable - either at the end or the start of a night. Brit slang. Leads to trouble.
"Hey there Dave, how you doing?"
"I went for a swift one after work with Mikey last night and woke up with my head in a crackwhore's crotch."
"I went for a swift one after work with Mikey last night and woke up with my head in a crackwhore's crotch."
by Satandog April 4, 2006
Get the Swift One mug.Brit slang for a dangerous person with a screw loose. Someone that could actually do some damage, not some harmless happy go lucky wanker.
"Fuck me rigid, Frankie Four Fingers is a right fucking Wrong 'Un. He peeled off Jimmy The Greek's fucking kneecaps with a claw hammer just 'cos he looked at 'is Old Lady funny".
by Satandog March 25, 2006
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