Satandog's definitions

Never Mind The Quality

Never mind the quality...feel the width. Phrase used to persuade you that quantity is more important than quality. Originated from unscrupulous London backstreet tailors palming you off with cheap material instead of the good stuff for your suit.

"Hmm. This suit smells of dead germans and cat piss, and is sturdy enough to both restrain a rutting wart hog and give me heat-stroke if the mercury climbs above 60 degrees, my good man".
"Never mind the quality, feel the width my son! They don't make cloth like this anymore!"

by Satandog May 3, 2006

1966

The year England won the World Cup. Ingurland!!

England won the World Cup in 1966. They beat West Germany 4-2 at Wembley Stadium. They think it's all over...it is now!

by Satandog July 28, 2006

Bog Standard

adj. Completely, utterly, absolutely ordinary in every way. British slang.

"Dave drives a totally bog standard Escort. Not even aircon. Dave is a cheap bastard."

by Satandog May 1, 2006

Got It In One

You got it right first time. British English - used between mates.

"Is Jake shagging Trish?"
"You Got It In One, mate."

by Satandog March 28, 2006

Front Up

v. to turn up or make an appearance. Old fashioned / military slang, used to differentiate showing your front from retreating - showing your back. Sounds more decisive, too.

"I say, you chaps has better make jolly sure you front up at 12.00 hours, eh?"

by Satandog February 26, 2006

Empty a Leg

v. Expression used by rough older British blokes to describe taking a really big piss when they've not been to the bathroom for a while.

"Dave - hold on a second. If I don't Empty a Leg right now I'm gonna piss myself!".
"No worries, mate."

by Satandog March 30, 2006

DTV

Entertainment industry acronym for Direct To Video, can apply to any title not released in theatres before being released to buy or rent. Can be a perjorative for poor quality product.

"Heard about the new Katherine Heigl movie"?

"Yep, that shit's gonna be DTV, with a bullet".

by Satandog May 31, 2011