Satandog's definitions

Heavy

The grade of Scottish beer between Light and Export. Tasty.

"Mine's a pint of Heavy and some pork scratchings".

by Satandog April 2, 2006

never mind the quality

...feel the width. Phrase used to persuade you that quantitiy is more important than quality. Originated from unscrupulous London backstreet tailors palming you off with cheap material instead of the good stuff for your suit.

"Hmm. This suit smells of dead germans and cat piss, and is sturdy enough to both restrain a rutting wart hog and give me heat-stroke if the mercury climbs above 60 degrees, my good man".
"Never mind the quality, feel the width my son! They don't make cloth like this anymore!"

by Satandog May 2, 2006

ADPS

All Day Pajama Syndrome: Dubiously scientific name for the trend of wearing pajamas all day long, and in public.

50 or more moms gathered at the school gate every day to drop off their kids and every one of them suffered from ADPS.

by Satandog September 24, 2011

Bareback Mountain

Alt. name for that movie tale of cowboy starfish spearing. Given how quickly the boys get down to business in that cosy little tent of theirs, it just makes a kind of sense.

"Well, there were no condom dispensers on the open range in those days, so they should have called it Bareback Mountain".
"Wise words my friend. Pass the nachos".

by Satandog March 25, 2006

Chit Chat

n. Popular Brit slang for vapid, meaningless chatter or polite "warm up" conversation before you get down and do the serious shit, be it a meeting, sex etc.

"Blah blah blah blah yada yada...bl-"
"Cut the Chit Chat and get your clothes off."

Or...

"How's Maria and the girls"?
"Fine, thanks. OK, let's cut the Chit Chat. You're fired."

by Satandog March 30, 2006

Swift One

A quick drink take in a hurry when you don't have much time but would like to be sociable - either at the end or the start of a night. Brit slang. Leads to trouble.

"Hey there Dave, how you doing?"
"I went for a swift one after work with Mikey last night and woke up with my head in a crackwhore's crotch."

by Satandog April 4, 2006

Wrong 'Un

Brit slang for a dangerous person with a screw loose. Someone that could actually do some damage, not some harmless happy go lucky wanker.

"Fuck me rigid, Frankie Four Fingers is a right fucking Wrong 'Un. He peeled off Jimmy The Greek's fucking kneecaps with a claw hammer just 'cos he looked at 'is Old Lady funny".

by Satandog March 25, 2006