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by Satandog August 28, 2006
Get the Furry Plums mug.Impressive pad that a single guy - or a rich and sneaky married dude - can whisk a panting paick-up back to for a bit of the old in out in out. Typically has some impressive "views", a fridge full of champagne and no evidence of any priors.
Dave's fucking loaded. He's got a shag palace downtown and fucks like a rabbit there every Friday when he's not at home...with his family.
by Satandog March 7, 2006
Get the Shag Palace mug.Never mind the quality...feel the width. Phrase used to persuade you that quantity is more important than quality. Originated from unscrupulous London backstreet tailors palming you off with cheap material instead of the good stuff for your suit.
"Hmm. This suit smells of dead germans and cat piss, and is sturdy enough to both restrain a rutting wart hog and give me heat-stroke if the mercury climbs above 60 degrees, my good man".
"Never mind the quality, feel the width my son! They don't make cloth like this anymore!"
"Never mind the quality, feel the width my son! They don't make cloth like this anymore!"
by Satandog May 3, 2006
Get the Never Mind The Quality mug.n. Mysterious woman who leaves a gigantic unflushable turd in the ladies' loo. Usually encountered in the workplace, sparking endless speculation about the identity of the Log Lady. No male equivalent, thanks to David Lynch, and the fact that men have such godawful personal hygiene that this is a pretty regular happening in the male crapper.
"The Log Lady struck again! Who d'you reckon it is?"
"That fat bird from the 4th floor!! She must have a tail-pipe six inches wide!"
"That fat bird from the 4th floor!! She must have a tail-pipe six inches wide!"
by Satandog February 6, 2006
Get the Log Lady mug.adj. Describes turning up en masse, usually in preparation for trouble like kicking the crap out of some other guys, or as a safety in numbers precaution to prevent exactly that. Also applies in work life, when you call a meeting and some dipshit brings 10 buddies, or you throw a party and some utter loser...brings 10 buddies.
"Fuck me if Chopper didn't turn up at the Red Lion mob handed last night looking to get even with Frankie Four Inches. By Last Orders no cunt was left standing in the place. Fucking carnage"
by Satandog February 26, 2006
Get the Mob Handed mug.n. Popular Brit slang for vapid, meaningless chatter or polite "warm up" conversation before you get down and do the serious shit, be it a meeting, sex etc.
"Blah blah blah blah yada yada...bl-"
"Cut the Chit Chat and get your clothes off."
Or...
"How's Maria and the girls"?
"Fine, thanks. OK, let's cut the Chit Chat. You're fired."
"Cut the Chit Chat and get your clothes off."
Or...
"How's Maria and the girls"?
"Fine, thanks. OK, let's cut the Chit Chat. You're fired."
by Satandog March 30, 2006
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