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Ingurland!

What you hear when an English footie fan is cheering on the team.
Ingurland!! Ing-gurr-laaand!!
by Satandog April 26, 2006
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dockyard oyster

Noun. The kind of huge, vile, cancerous-looking greeny coughed up and spat out onto the ground by British Naval dockyard workers. Called an oyster because of the solid, greeny, snotty, rubbery centre surrounded by a lighter, watery fringe of phlegm, and the fact they just CLING and stick around for ages. British sailors have inventive imaginations, so you couldn't expect this to go un-named for long.
Officer at the gangway: Bo'sun's Mate, what's so funny?
Bo'sun's Mate: It's Able Seaman Smith, Sir, He slipped on a dockyard oyster when he was crappers last night and broke his leg! In front of the Captain's wife! Fucking brilliant!
by Satandog February 2, 2006
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Willy Waver

by Satandog May 2, 2006
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Mushy Peas

Radioactively green shite eaten by people from the North of England, usually covered in mint sauce and eaten with chips on cold and rainy nights standing around drunk at fun fairs wondering if you should shag the fat bird.

Made with dried marrowfat peas which are first soaked overnight in water with bicarbonate soda/baking soda, then rinsed in fresh water and simmered.

They still look and taste like radioactive green shite though.

And you didn't shag the fat bird. Your best mate did.
I ate some mushy peas when I should have shagged the fat bird at the fun fair.
by Satandog September 7, 2014
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Chit Chat

n. Popular Brit slang for vapid, meaningless chatter or polite "warm up" conversation before you get down and do the serious shit, be it a meeting, sex etc.
"Blah blah blah blah yada yada...bl-"
"Cut the Chit Chat and get your clothes off."

Or...

"How's Maria and the girls"?
"Fine, thanks. OK, let's cut the Chit Chat. You're fired."
by Satandog March 30, 2006
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Wrong 'Un

Brit slang for a dangerous person with a screw loose. Someone that could actually do some damage, not some harmless happy go lucky wanker.
"Fuck me rigid, Frankie Four Fingers is a right fucking Wrong 'Un. He peeled off Jimmy The Greek's fucking kneecaps with a claw hammer just 'cos he looked at 'is Old Lady funny".
by Satandog March 25, 2006
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Swift One

A quick drink take in a hurry when you don't have much time but would like to be sociable - either at the end or the start of a night. Brit slang. Leads to trouble.
"Hey there Dave, how you doing?"
"I went for a swift one after work with Mikey last night and woke up with my head in a crackwhore's crotch."
by Satandog April 4, 2006
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