Satandog's definitions

Toast Rack

Fine, fine female ass cheeks so shapely and strong you just have to use them to hold your toast.

"Mmm - that's a fine toast rack you got."

by Satandog March 15, 2006

Front Up

v. to turn up or make an appearance. Old fashioned / military slang, used to differentiate showing your front from retreating - showing your back. Sounds more decisive, too.

"I say, you chaps has better make jolly sure you front up at 12.00 hours, eh?"

by Satandog February 26, 2006

Puffa Puffa Face

Defining feature of an inbred Chav mostly from Essex or a remote hellhole like North Prospect (Swilly) in Plymouth with distinctive slitty, puffy inbred eyes. Their dad is their uncle is their first cousin etc. Half way to being a Tard.

"Did that Chav over there get the shit beat out of him?"
"Nope, that's one bad inbred Puffa Puffa Face motherfucker".

by Satandog April 2, 2006

Furry Plums

Quite literally The Dog's Bollocks!

Is wee Georgie gonna get to use his furry plums before the big snip?

by Satandog August 28, 2006

Whoring the Def

Jumping into UD Talk, usually as a n00b, and bugging the shit out of people to Accept / Thumb Up your def. Duller than dull, but sadly no longer a feature of life here since Aaron took Talk off-line after a nasty vermin infestation from "Up North".

"If anyone see this def I wrote - "Mexican Anteater Carl Flambe" - would you guys, like, vote for it? It totally cracks me and my buddy up".

No, Paul, that's Whoring the Def. Ta ta.

by Satandog August 29, 2006

Shag Palace

Impressive pad that a single guy - or a rich and sneaky married dude - can whisk a panting paick-up back to for a bit of the old in out in out. Typically has some impressive "views", a fridge full of champagne and no evidence of any priors.

Dave's fucking loaded. He's got a shag palace downtown and fucks like a rabbit there every Friday when he's not at home...with his family.

by Satandog March 7, 2006

Crappers

British Navy slang for being incredibly drunk.

"I woke up with the Captain's wife this morning"
"You must have been completely Crappers last night"

by Satandog March 30, 2006