Satandog's definitions

Puffa Puffa Face

Defining feature of an inbred Chav mostly from Essex or a remote hellhole like North Prospect (Swilly) in Plymouth with distinctive slitty, puffy inbred eyes. Their dad is their uncle is their first cousin etc. Half way to being a Tard.

"Did that Chav over there get the shit beat out of him?"
"Nope, that's one bad inbred Puffa Puffa Face motherfucker".

by Satandog April 2, 2006

Sit this one out

Popular Brit vernacular used when you just can't face taking part in something. First used in days of yore when people sat at the sides to miss a particular dance. Now it's used to skip meetings, when you're too drunk to dance with an ugly woman, or maybe skipping out on a party you know will suck weapon's grade ass.

"Dave, are you coming to Mike's birthday tonight?"
"Sorry mate, but he's a friendless loser, and I shagged his girlfriend. I think I'll Sit this one out, if that's alright with you".
"No worries fella."

by Satandog March 30, 2006

Chit Chat

n. Popular Brit slang for vapid, meaningless chatter or polite "warm up" conversation before you get down and do the serious shit, be it a meeting, sex etc.

"Blah blah blah blah yada yada...bl-"
"Cut the Chit Chat and get your clothes off."

Or...

"How's Maria and the girls"?
"Fine, thanks. OK, let's cut the Chit Chat. You're fired."

by Satandog March 30, 2006

Empty a Leg

v. Expression used by rough older British blokes to describe taking a really big piss when they've not been to the bathroom for a while.

"Dave - hold on a second. If I don't Empty a Leg right now I'm gonna piss myself!".
"No worries, mate."

by Satandog March 30, 2006

Crappers

British Navy slang for being incredibly drunk.

"I woke up with the Captain's wife this morning"
"You must have been completely Crappers last night"

by Satandog March 30, 2006

They Think It's All Over

Massively popular phrase used all the time in England to describe that exhilerating moment just before a big event like a victory or a total fuck-up. Comes from the famous commentary in the closing moments of the 1966 World Cup Final - "Some people are on the pitch ... they think it's all over (Geoff Hurst scores to put England two goals ahead)... IT IS NOW!". England beat West Germany 4-2 after extra time to become world champions. Too bad we can't do the business on the pitch these days...

"Look over there - Dave's breaking up with Donna. They Think It's All Over...it is now".

by Satandog March 29, 2006

Jug Ears

British slang - describes ears that stick right out to the side like the handles of a milk jug. Makes cosmetic surgeons a big pile of cash to staple the suckers back.

"Dave's little brother Mike has got Jug Ears. He's an ugly Jug-Eared twat".

by Satandog March 29, 2006