Satandog's definitions

Mob Handed

adj. Describes turning up en masse, usually in preparation for trouble like kicking the crap out of some other guys, or as a safety in numbers precaution to prevent exactly that. Also applies in work life, when you call a meeting and some dipshit brings 10 buddies, or you throw a party and some utter loser...brings 10 buddies.

"Fuck me if Chopper didn't turn up at the Red Lion mob handed last night looking to get even with Frankie Four Inches. By Last Orders no cunt was left standing in the place. Fucking carnage"

by Satandog February 26, 2006

Wormspeak

Slang used to describe written Arabic script, first used by the British Army during the 1991 Gulf War.

"What does that sign say, Sarge?"
"Dunno, Lance - it looks like a load of wormspeak to me"

by Satandog May 1, 2006

Sit this one out

Popular Brit vernacular used when you just can't face taking part in something. First used in days of yore when people sat at the sides to miss a particular dance. Now it's used to skip meetings, when you're too drunk to dance with an ugly woman, or maybe skipping out on a party you know will suck weapon's grade ass.

"Dave, are you coming to Mike's birthday tonight?"
"Sorry mate, but he's a friendless loser, and I shagged his girlfriend. I think I'll Sit this one out, if that's alright with you".
"No worries fella."

by Satandog March 30, 2006

Mushy Peas

Radioactively green shite eaten by people from the North of England, usually covered in mint sauce and eaten with chips on cold and rainy nights standing around drunk at fun fairs wondering if you should shag the fat bird.

Made with dried marrowfat peas which are first soaked overnight in water with bicarbonate soda/baking soda, then rinsed in fresh water and simmered.

They still look and taste like radioactive green shite though.

And you didn't shag the fat bird. Your best mate did.

I ate some mushy peas when I should have shagged the fat bird at the fun fair.

by Satandog September 7, 2014

Brass Neck

To display staggeringly daring rudeness and / or cheek. First Cousin to balls of brass.

"Jason had the brass neck to ask for the promotion even though we all knew he was a slacker".

by Satandog May 2, 2006

Dead Right

Popular Brit affirmation - a form of no-bullshit total agreement.

"That fart stinks! Were you out on the beer and curry last night, mate?'
"Dead Right, mate"

by Satandog March 28, 2006

Lowmance

A romantic thing for with midgets, dwarves, little people etc.

Why is Damon dating that chick from Accounts? She's only 4' 8"!
He loves short women - it's a lowmance thing. He's so lowmantic.

by Satandog March 22, 2006