Log Lady

n. Mysterious woman who leaves a gigantic unflushable turd in the ladies' loo. Usually encountered in the workplace, sparking endless speculation about the identity of the Log Lady. No male equivalent, thanks to David Lynch, and the fact that men have such godawful personal hygiene that this is a pretty regular happening in the male crapper.
"The Log Lady struck again! Who d'you reckon it is?"
"That fat bird from the 4th floor!! She must have a tail-pipe six inches wide!"
by Satandog February 05, 2006
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Furry Plums

Is wee Georgie gonna get to use his furry plums before the big snip?
by Satandog August 28, 2006
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Swift One

A quick drink take in a hurry when you don't have much time but would like to be sociable - either at the end or the start of a night. Brit slang. Leads to trouble.
"Hey there Dave, how you doing?"
"I went for a swift one after work with Mikey last night and woke up with my head in a crackwhore's crotch."
by Satandog April 04, 2006
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Heavy

The grade of Scottish beer between Light and Export. Tasty.
"Mine's a pint of Heavy and some pork scratchings".
by Satandog April 02, 2006
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Give it a Whirl

Charming British phrase referring to when you try something out for the first time to see what happens. First Cousin to "suck it and see".
"I've never had sex with a midget before".
"Don't worry darlin', give it a whirl - it might grow on you!"
by Satandog March 14, 2006
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They Think It's All Over

Massively popular phrase used all the time in England to describe that exhilerating moment just before a big event like a victory or a total fuck-up. Comes from the famous commentary in the closing moments of the 1966 World Cup Final - "Some people are on the pitch ... they think it's all over (Geoff Hurst scores to put England two goals ahead)... IT IS NOW!". England beat West Germany 4-2 after extra time to become world champions. Too bad we can't do the business on the pitch these days...
"Look over there - Dave's breaking up with Donna. They Think It's All Over...it is now".
by Satandog March 28, 2006
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Mookler

n. Affectionate slang for an unborn baby. We've used it in our family for a while - it's a distortion of the German word "merckle" which means "little creature". My family tend to mash words horribly, hence Merckle became Mookler! We also shorten to "Mook", although I know that's a Brooklyn wise-guy!
"How's Mookler doing?"
"Great - she just kicked me in the ribs!".
by Satandog February 08, 2006
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