Satandog's definitions

Sit this one out

Popular Brit vernacular used when you just can't face taking part in something. First used in days of yore when people sat at the sides to miss a particular dance. Now it's used to skip meetings, when you're too drunk to dance with an ugly woman, or maybe skipping out on a party you know will suck weapon's grade ass.

"Dave, are you coming to Mike's birthday tonight?"
"Sorry mate, but he's a friendless loser, and I shagged his girlfriend. I think I'll Sit this one out, if that's alright with you".
"No worries fella."

by Satandog March 30, 2006

Chit Chat

n. Popular Brit slang for vapid, meaningless chatter or polite "warm up" conversation before you get down and do the serious shit, be it a meeting, sex etc.

"Blah blah blah blah yada yada...bl-"
"Cut the Chit Chat and get your clothes off."

Or...

"How's Maria and the girls"?
"Fine, thanks. OK, let's cut the Chit Chat. You're fired."

by Satandog March 30, 2006

Empty a Leg

v. Expression used by rough older British blokes to describe taking a really big piss when they've not been to the bathroom for a while.

"Dave - hold on a second. If I don't Empty a Leg right now I'm gonna piss myself!".
"No worries, mate."

by Satandog March 30, 2006

Crappers

British Navy slang for being incredibly drunk.

"I woke up with the Captain's wife this morning"
"You must have been completely Crappers last night"

by Satandog March 30, 2006

Heavy

The grade of Scottish beer between Light and Export. Tasty.

"Mine's a pint of Heavy and some pork scratchings".

by Satandog April 2, 2006

Bustin' Da Bag

Having sex with a heavily pregnant woman to bring on labour. Carribean slang.

"Where's Mikey?"
"Bustin' Da Bag with Eunice - she overdue".

by Satandog April 2, 2006

Puffa Puffa Face

Defining feature of an inbred Chav mostly from Essex or a remote hellhole like North Prospect (Swilly) in Plymouth with distinctive slitty, puffy inbred eyes. Their dad is their uncle is their first cousin etc. Half way to being a Tard.

"Did that Chav over there get the shit beat out of him?"
"Nope, that's one bad inbred Puffa Puffa Face motherfucker".

by Satandog April 2, 2006