Satandog's definitions

Wormspeak

Slang used to describe written Arabic script, first used by the British Army during the 1991 Gulf War.

"What does that sign say, Sarge?"
"Dunno, Lance - it looks like a load of wormspeak to me"

by Satandog May 1, 2006

world of pain

The ultimate retribution when you piss someone off.

"Dave, you just shagged my mom. I'm gonna put you into a world of pain."

by Satandog May 2, 2006

Wrong 'Un

Brit slang for a dangerous person with a screw loose. Someone that could actually do some damage, not some harmless happy go lucky wanker.

"Fuck me rigid, Frankie Four Fingers is a right fucking Wrong 'Un. He peeled off Jimmy The Greek's fucking kneecaps with a claw hammer just 'cos he looked at 'is Old Lady funny".

by Satandog March 25, 2006

Swift One

A quick drink take in a hurry when you don't have much time but would like to be sociable - either at the end or the start of a night. Brit slang. Leads to trouble.

"Hey there Dave, how you doing?"
"I went for a swift one after work with Mikey last night and woke up with my head in a crackwhore's crotch."

by Satandog April 4, 2006

Mob Handed

adj. Describes turning up en masse, usually in preparation for trouble like kicking the crap out of some other guys, or as a safety in numbers precaution to prevent exactly that. Also applies in work life, when you call a meeting and some dipshit brings 10 buddies, or you throw a party and some utter loser...brings 10 buddies.

"Fuck me if Chopper didn't turn up at the Red Lion mob handed last night looking to get even with Frankie Four Inches. By Last Orders no cunt was left standing in the place. Fucking carnage"

by Satandog February 26, 2006

Never Mind The Quality

Never mind the quality...feel the width. Phrase used to persuade you that quantity is more important than quality. Originated from unscrupulous London backstreet tailors palming you off with cheap material instead of the good stuff for your suit.

"Hmm. This suit smells of dead germans and cat piss, and is sturdy enough to both restrain a rutting wart hog and give me heat-stroke if the mercury climbs above 60 degrees, my good man".
"Never mind the quality, feel the width my son! They don't make cloth like this anymore!"

by Satandog May 3, 2006

1966

The year England won the World Cup. Ingurland!!

England won the World Cup in 1966. They beat West Germany 4-2 at Wembley Stadium. They think it's all over...it is now!

by Satandog July 28, 2006