Satandog's definitions

Swift One

A quick drink take in a hurry when you don't have much time but would like to be sociable - either at the end or the start of a night. Brit slang. Leads to trouble.

"Hey there Dave, how you doing?"
"I went for a swift one after work with Mikey last night and woke up with my head in a crackwhore's crotch."

by Satandog April 4, 2006

world of pain

The ultimate retribution when you piss someone off.

"Dave, you just shagged my mom. I'm gonna put you into a world of pain."

by Satandog May 2, 2006

Wrong 'Un

Brit slang for a dangerous person with a screw loose. Someone that could actually do some damage, not some harmless happy go lucky wanker.

"Fuck me rigid, Frankie Four Fingers is a right fucking Wrong 'Un. He peeled off Jimmy The Greek's fucking kneecaps with a claw hammer just 'cos he looked at 'is Old Lady funny".

by Satandog March 25, 2006

Willy Waver

n. An unbearable male show-off. British slang.

"Dave is such a bloody willy waver."

by Satandog May 2, 2006

Give it a Whirl

Charming British phrase referring to when you try something out for the first time to see what happens. First Cousin to "suck it and see".

"I've never had sex with a midget before".
"Don't worry darlin', give it a whirl - it might grow on you!"

by Satandog March 14, 2006

Nomance

n. When you're dating someone but, frankly, there's nothing there. You're just going through the motions, passing the time and waiting for something better to come along. Don't even ask about the sex.

Pete and Jordan don't look too happy together.
Damn right - it's the nomance of the century.

by Satandog March 22, 2006

Ingurland!

What you hear when an English footie fan is cheering on the team.

Ingurland!! Ing-gurr-laaand!!

by Satandog April 26, 2006