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mowatt

Penis. Euphemistic term in honor of tight-end Zeke Mowatt, late of the New England Patiots and New York Giants, who famously shook his member at a female reporter, Lisa Olson, who had gained entrance to the Patriots' lockerroom in 1991. A media firestorm and sexual harassment lawsuit ensued and Zeke's place in lustmolch history was established.
Zeke's enormous mowatt was both a blessing and a curse--making him the idol of an entire generation of young men, but leaving him with an awkward gait and crippling child-support obligations.
by ss May 13, 2005
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hiphopfoundry.com

Tha #1 hip hop community, forum, where we chillllllllllllllll! You fuck with us, we fuck with you!
To join, go to www.hiphopfoundry.com/forum, it's tight, mayne!
by SS December 20, 2004
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Complasser

Complasser - the state of being completely drunk and intoxicated.
SG was an emample of complasser on New Years Eve.
by SS January 3, 2005
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xillorian

Roman term for the dude that washed the gladiator's jockstraps.
"Did that xillorian wash the pungent smell from my jock yet?"
by SS January 28, 2005
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hot belly

A young lady living in cincinnati whose belly gets particularly warm while sleeping. Hot belly is good to cuddle up against. She is also hot in the sexual sense.
Damn hot belly, your belly's on fire!
by ss February 7, 2005
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Bendy

Horny as hell. Dervied from 'supple,' lithesome.
How bendy are you feeling tonight comma babe?
by SS February 10, 2005
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lage

Noun: marijuana, weed, grass

Verb: (To Lage) the act of smoking marijuana. The opposite of rage.

Adj/Adv: (Laged) the state of mind of being stoned
noun: Let's go smoke some lage.

verb: I laged earlier and am so hungry right now. I don't want to rage, I want to lage!

adj./adv.: That laged idiot forgot he had a pot of boiling water on the stove.
by SS February 29, 2004
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