1 definition by Roondawg
When one's self finds that he/she wont make it to the toilet and sits down to camouflage the fact that they've shit themselves thus resulting in the faeces being squashed in the underwear.
You: man i'll never make it to the toilet.
Me: You're going to have to settle for a squashie my friend.
Me: You're going to have to settle for a squashie my friend.
by Roondawg March 9, 2009