Ron's definitions

friendster

the website myspace replaced.

fuck friendster. join myspace!

by ron June 11, 2006

wax

The act of sex, also referred to as "waxing, getting waxed."

I'm gonna wax that ass.

by Ron May 13, 2005

one eyed trouser trout

A humorous metaphor for the human male sex organ.

Shiela's romantic advances started the rising of Waldo's one eyed trouser trout.

by Ron August 2, 2003

Douche bag

Someone that is up to douche baggery. One who asks you a question, and then disagrees with the answer you give them. Mark St. D. does this frequently.

Mark: How does a ___(insert random car part) work?
you: _____(insert explanation of said part)
Mark: NO its does'nt thats wrong and you are a moron.
you: ok D. bag (other acceptable write offs are, ok drift king and ok D. king)

by Ron February 6, 2004

struffet

Another definition of the word slut or whore as introduced by modern day philospher/pornstar Ron Walker

Rachel Mcneil is a fuckin struffet.
Wow, look at the tits on that that struffet!
Did you know that struffet likes facials?
Get over here and give me some brain struffet.

by Ron August 5, 2006

Mullet

Anyone who does something really lamely,as though they were retarded.

Andruw Jones is the mullet playing center for the Braves,oh look,he dropped another one.

by Ron November 18, 2006

Rusty Rose

The act of screwing a woman that is on the rag, taking it out when finished and letting it dry on your penis.

What a great rusty rose I had after sex, she was really flowing.

by Ron November 26, 2003