25 definitions by Rlvers

Craigslist

I was feeling randy so i went to craigslist to get a blowjob.

by Rlvers December 17, 2011

the act of being to expensive for the quality of means.

Bro, your acting like your school lunch right now. Just like how i don't want to pay three dollars for a soggy chicken sandwich.

by Rlvers January 28, 2011

Im not going to spring break in west palm this year, i dont wanna be on that stupid show again.

by Rlvers March 11, 2011

To be in or placed in the act of being to cool for your own mother. Cool enough to where some people just don't understand.

by Rlvers January 11, 2011

Taking a snickers chocolate bar, putting it into the microwave for 2 minutes melting it, and then inserting it into a girls ass.

by Rlvers February 1, 2011

Having sex with a girl on your birthday, pulling out, cumming all over her, and then getting that followed up by an intense blowjob.

Bro, Alyssa and I were caught birthday candling, but it was great, i stuck my candle in, lit it up, and she blew me out.

by Rlvers January 11, 2011

Meat Paws occurs when you are really fat, when your hands swell up till they resemble paws.

omg, did you see that girl? She had meat paws!

by Rlvers March 10, 2011