1. Displaying or feeling or stating things that would lead others to believe you are overly stimulated or hyperactive due to the influence of sugar, caffeine, or other substances such as amphetamines
2. Extremely excited about something.
3. Connected to the Internet.
2. Extremely excited about something.
3. Connected to the Internet.
1) That extra cup of coffee has me so wired I'm going to stay up all night writing Urban Dictionary entries!
2) I'm wired about getting wired to the Dark Web!
2) I'm wired about getting wired to the Dark Web!
by Richard Allan Cooper August 05, 2016
1. Displaying or feeling or stating things that would lead others to believe you are overly stimulated or hyperactive due to the influence of sugar, caffeine, or other substances such as amphetamines
2. Extremely excited about something.
3. Connected to the Internet.
2. Extremely excited about something.
3. Connected to the Internet.
1) That extra cup of coffee has me so wired I'm going to stay up all night writing Urban Dictionary entries!
2) I'm wired about getting wired to the Dark Web!
2) I'm wired about getting wired to the Dark Web!
by Richard Allan Cooper August 05, 2016
Excess poundage in the buns (booty or buttox) resulting from half-assed dieting and half-assed exercising.
"Bundage" is a portmanteau from the combined words of "poundage" and "buns."
"Bundage" is a portmanteau from the combined words of "poundage" and "buns."
"In his delusional world of doing everything half-assed, he believed his workouts and protein dieting would give him the body of Adonis but instead all he did was up his bundage."
by Richard Allan Cooper April 03, 2012
1. Extremely excited, ecstatic, stoked, treed, pumped, psyched, jazzed, amped, revved, wired.
Has roots in drug culture (use of hypodermic needles) to get extremely high.
2. Exaggerated expectations created by over-promising or over-advertising hype.
Has roots in drug culture (use of hypodermic needles) to get extremely high.
2. Exaggerated expectations created by over-promising or over-advertising hype.
by Richard Allan Cooper February 19, 2005
1. Verb: To upgrade, strengthen, install, or add to existing protection against weapons (usually metal plates) on the human body, military vehicle or aircraft or ships, or to fortifications.
2. Noun: The upgraded armor installed on people, vehicles, or locations.
Originating in American military parlance, especially during the Iraq War, and shortened from "upgrading armor."
2. Noun: The upgraded armor installed on people, vehicles, or locations.
Originating in American military parlance, especially during the Iraq War, and shortened from "upgrading armor."
1. Soldiers were digging through local landfills for pieces of scrap metal and compromised ballistic glass to up-armor their vehicles.
2. In response to the vulnerability of HMMWVs (Humvees) operating in Iraq, Up-Armor Kits were designed and installed on M998 HMMWVs. But no matter how much up-armor the sluggish humvees packed on, the best hope to putting an end to the violence was to prevent it from happening in the first place.
2. In response to the vulnerability of HMMWVs (Humvees) operating in Iraq, Up-Armor Kits were designed and installed on M998 HMMWVs. But no matter how much up-armor the sluggish humvees packed on, the best hope to putting an end to the violence was to prevent it from happening in the first place.
by Richard Allan Cooper April 04, 2008
by Richard Allan Cooper August 05, 2016
Overness: (Noun) 1. The state or quality of being completely emotionally free of a significant other after a breakup or a dumping incident. 2. A sense of peace that encompasses the heart when the mere thought of an ex-somebody no longer induces feelings of loss, pain, sadness, vomiting, or keying of car paint, and, in fact, only stirs a fond memory or two, instead. 3. A mythical state or quality actually only achieved through insanity or death or by getting thee to a nunnery or monastery and finding God in the power of ascetic silence, Gregorian chants, and itchy robes.
"I have finally achieved overness from the governess, with whom I had a long and passionate affair in the west wing."
"You had better be achieving 'overness' from reading that particular author with whom you had a five year affair, or I'll go apeshit on your self-pitying alabaster ass."
by Richard Allan Cooper September 20, 2008