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n. describes the flattening of a woman's large breasts (C-cup or larger) when she lays on her back topless and prepares for insertion.
Jon: Dammmm! shes packing some killer juggs!
Ryan: Oooo yea they are so big round and juicy, like Heinz Hummer's wang!
Dan: you guys are lame, I bet when I go to release the oompa loompas, they gonna look like some nasty Flesh Pancakes!
Ryan: Oooo yea they are so big round and juicy, like Heinz Hummer's wang!
Dan: you guys are lame, I bet when I go to release the oompa loompas, they gonna look like some nasty Flesh Pancakes!
by RedDan69 January 26, 2011
Get the Flesh Pancake mug.v. The movement of the large flattened breasts of a particular female in two similar elliptical paths. Caused by the significant thrusting force of another.
by RedDan69 January 26, 2011
Get the Flesh Pancaking mug.1. v. to unsnap a woman's bra, thus freeing the beautiful milk-maids (i.e. Oompa Loompas) from captivity.
2. v. to infiltrate the most secure area inside the Pentagon and free the 100 midgets that are currently held hostage. An attempt was made nearly 10 years ago but Al-Quaeda covered it up with urging from the president by crashing a plane. Top government officials will deny the existence of a captive Loompaland inside the Pentagon used for their enjoyment. However, it does exist and they need to be freed!
2. v. to infiltrate the most secure area inside the Pentagon and free the 100 midgets that are currently held hostage. An attempt was made nearly 10 years ago but Al-Quaeda covered it up with urging from the president by crashing a plane. Top government officials will deny the existence of a captive Loompaland inside the Pentagon used for their enjoyment. However, it does exist and they need to be freed!
1. That chick is so corn, I can't wait til I can Release the Oompa Loompas!
2. Yo man I came up with a plan to Release the Oompa Loompas, can you help?
Sure, I know those little fellas need our help, I heard that they have them locked in a baby playpen!
2. Yo man I came up with a plan to Release the Oompa Loompas, can you help?
Sure, I know those little fellas need our help, I heard that they have them locked in a baby playpen!
by RedDan69 January 26, 2011
Get the Release the Oompa Loompas mug.n. any area where little people are held against their will. It usually consists of 4 foot high fences and child proof locks. Can be located inside or outside.
by RedDan69 January 26, 2011
Get the Baby Playpen mug.v. The act of opening the brown eye of someone very special using a gynecological speculum, sprinkling some nose candy into the dark hole, then packing it in with your hard flesh arrow.
Vanessa: "Ouch! my ass is still hurting and my heart is pounding! What happened last night?"
Manuel: "Actually, a whole gang of us decided to give you a Columbian Colonoscopy... You're Welcome!"
Vanessa: "Oh that makes sense."
Manuel: "By the way, you owe me 20 bucks for the coke."
Vanessa: "Lame!"
Manuel: "Actually, a whole gang of us decided to give you a Columbian Colonoscopy... You're Welcome!"
Vanessa: "Oh that makes sense."
Manuel: "By the way, you owe me 20 bucks for the coke."
Vanessa: "Lame!"
by RedDan69 January 26, 2011
Get the Columbian Colonoscopy mug.verb: using the pee pee powerwasher (your penis) to powerwash the toilet bowl after someone drops plops leaving a streaky shitty toilet bowl.
At the party, Dave murdered a brown snake and left it in the toilet. Dan came in after, vomited in the toilet then flushed it down. However Dave's shit streaks were stuck on the bowl. So Dan whipped out his pee pee powerwasher and did some Pee Pee Powerwashing!
by RedDan69 April 3, 2011
Get the Pee Pee Powerwashing mug.The act of smearing feces (your own or a friends) all over your ass cheeks until your white pasty butt now appears completely black. Then proceed to moon an unsuspecting person. The shit-covered ass appears at first glance to be not the typical full moon, but a dark new moon.
*If a person is truly creative, they can use varying amounts of poo to recreate all phases of the moon (New, waxing crescent 1st quarter, waxing gibbous, full, waning gibbous, 3rd quarter, waning crescent, and new)
*If a person is truly creative, they can use varying amounts of poo to recreate all phases of the moon (New, waxing crescent 1st quarter, waxing gibbous, full, waning gibbous, 3rd quarter, waning crescent, and new)
a cop is sitting outside of Dunkin Donuts and looks up when a car driving by honks.
"hey copper, check this out!" the driver motions to the passenger in the back who put his shit covered ass out the window.
"Oh damn, Tell your black friend that he's gonna pay for that!"
"My friend isn't black, silly! You just got the Philadelphia New Moon!"
"Eww Gross!" the cop shakes his night stick angrily!
"hey copper, check this out!" the driver motions to the passenger in the back who put his shit covered ass out the window.
"Oh damn, Tell your black friend that he's gonna pay for that!"
"My friend isn't black, silly! You just got the Philadelphia New Moon!"
"Eww Gross!" the cop shakes his night stick angrily!
by RedDan69 April 22, 2011
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