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Release the Oompa Loompas

1. v. to unsnap a woman's bra, thus freeing the beautiful milk-maids (i.e. Oompa Loompas) from captivity.

2. v. to infiltrate the most secure area inside the Pentagon and free the 100 midgets that are currently held hostage. An attempt was made nearly 10 years ago but Al-Quaeda covered it up with urging from the president by crashing a plane. Top government officials will deny the existence of a captive Loompaland inside the Pentagon used for their enjoyment. However, it does exist and they need to be freed!
1. That chick is so corn, I can't wait til I can Release the Oompa Loompas!

2. Yo man I came up with a plan to Release the Oompa Loompas, can you help?

Sure, I know those little fellas need our help, I heard that they have them locked in a baby playpen!
by RedDan69 January 26, 2011
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Chloriney

adj. Chlorine with a y at the end. Used to describe the scent, feel/burn, and taste of chlorine. Usually used in and around swimming pools.
tracy (while standing on the pool deck): Man my eyes are burning.

dan: yea this pool is extra chloriney today.
by RedDan69 February 26, 2011
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Philadelphia New Moon

The act of smearing feces (your own or a friends) all over your ass cheeks until your white pasty butt now appears completely black. Then proceed to moon an unsuspecting person. The shit-covered ass appears at first glance to be not the typical full moon, but a dark new moon.

*If a person is truly creative, they can use varying amounts of poo to recreate all phases of the moon (New, waxing crescent 1st quarter, waxing gibbous, full, waning gibbous, 3rd quarter, waning crescent, and new)
a cop is sitting outside of Dunkin Donuts and looks up when a car driving by honks.

"hey copper, check this out!" the driver motions to the passenger in the back who put his shit covered ass out the window.

"Oh damn, Tell your black friend that he's gonna pay for that!"

"My friend isn't black, silly! You just got the Philadelphia New Moon!"

"Eww Gross!" the cop shakes his night stick angrily!
by RedDan69 April 22, 2011
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Pennsylvania Pornographic Surprise

Conditions/preceding events:
A Male lives at home with his parents
He proceeds to lock himself in his room to watch porn
The porn is turned up to a high decibel
The parents then begin to wonder what the heck is happening in their son's bedroom
While masturbating to the loud porn the male does not hear the initial light tap on his door so he continues to enjoy the pleasures of youporn. The tapping increases to a banging at which point the male is at his vinegar strokes and can't stop to answer the door. The parents have been growing impatient and somehow unlock the door, barging in on the male with his pants down, in a culminating climax (pun intended) in which the shocked male screams and ejaculates on all parties involved. When finished all the ashamed male can think to say is a sheepish, "Surprise?!"
teenager: Man my parents are always making me do shit I don't want to do, I really want to get back at them.

teacher: Yea parents are like that. They only want whats best for you. Have you tried giving them the Pennsylvania Pornographic Surprise lately?
by RedDan69 February 28, 2011
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Columbian Colonoscopy

v. The act of opening the brown eye of someone very special using a gynecological speculum, sprinkling some nose candy into the dark hole, then packing it in with your hard flesh arrow.
Vanessa: "Ouch! my ass is still hurting and my heart is pounding! What happened last night?"

Manuel: "Actually, a whole gang of us decided to give you a Columbian Colonoscopy... You're Welcome!"

Vanessa: "Oh that makes sense."

Manuel: "By the way, you owe me 20 bucks for the coke."

Vanessa: "Lame!"
by RedDan69 January 26, 2011
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Flesh Pancake

n. describes the flattening of a woman's large breasts (C-cup or larger) when she lays on her back topless and prepares for insertion.
Jon: Dammmm! shes packing some killer juggs!
Ryan: Oooo yea they are so big round and juicy, like Heinz Hummer's wang!
Dan: you guys are lame, I bet when I go to release the oompa loompas, they gonna look like some nasty Flesh Pancakes!
by RedDan69 January 26, 2011
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Hiding a Ruler

Describes a man with a 12 inch long schlong, dick, cock, jimmy, one-eyed trouser snake, woody, penis.
What Sarah didn't know was that Ron was Hiding a Ruler in his pants and planned to use it on her later that night.

Did you hear about the new guy?
what?
He's Hiding a Ruler!
oh wow! Dibs!
by RedDan69 April 28, 2011
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