RangerGeek's definitions

awe-tistic

To be so profoundly in Awe, you are unable to respond; an Autism-positive definition.

Looking at the condors flying past a double rainbow on the north rim of the Grand Canyon, the chatty group was struck awe-tistic, thus could not speak as the birds with their nine foot wings swooped low over their heads.

by RangerGeek January 8, 2017

JFG!

Jesus F’ing God

Man, I posted that I was looking for a date for flag day, but left out the “L”.

JFG!

by RangerGeek February 18, 2018

Drogma

When the drama between scientific dogma, and religious dogma gets kicked up a notch by someone letting loose with a kick to the nuts

Drogma is when the drama between scientific dogma, and religious dogma, gets kicked up a notch by someone letting loose with a swift kick to the nuts

by RangerGeek July 21, 2019

Funogamy

Seeking someone to be happy together with, for a little freakin' fun-ogamy.

I've been misrtable in plenty of relationships, for a change I'm just seeking someone to be happy with for a little freakin' funogamy.

by RangerGeek July 15, 2019

Gumby

A genetically modified being (GMB)

Dude, this is way too fucking dangerous, let's get a couple gumbys in here to finish this before we fucking die.

by RangerGeek February 16, 2019

Blue Genocide

The act of a law officer in killing anyone based on their race.

Dude, let's get stoned and blue genocide some motherfuckers.

by RangerGeek February 16, 2019

Nemo Vegan

Nemo Vegan - to believe that the only good human, is a dead human. Nemo vegans believe all forms of life are equal and will respect this by any means necessary, including armed violence.

As late empire social justice warriors nemo vegans defend their right to defend all life by any means necessary including armed violence.

by RangerGeek September 15, 2019