Rae$'s definitions

Brown Moment

When someone sharts in excitement while eating tacos.

Brooke:"Dude, you look uncomfortable.."

A.J. : "I had a brown moment.."

by Rae$ February 16, 2017

Netflix

Hulu's dirty little cousin.

Alex: "Netflix is Hulu's dirty little cousin"

Rae:"Netflix is definitely that family member that you dodge at family events"

by Rae$ December 27, 2016

Facebook Live

The cringeworthy action someone takes when they believe their life is cooler than it really is.

Leah:"Yeah, I was really digging that guy"

Rae:"What happend?!"

Leah:"Facebook Live.."

Rae:*Cringe*

by Rae$ December 28, 2016

Manshake

A woman with a handshake stronger than most men. Women with a manshake should not be crossed lightly, as they take no shit, and they probably have more balls than the average men. Women who have a manshake have great character, and are going places.

John:Damn, did she shake your hand?

Chad:Yeah, I made the mistake of being a wet noodle. That woman has a manshake.

John:Yeah, that woman is going places.

by Rae$ February 7, 2017

Choke Sesh

The idea that all your anger would be resolved if you can choke said person hard enough to get aggression out, but light enough to where the individual still lives. A choke sesh is necessary to put bitches in their place. A choke sesh is usually a fantasy women have regarding men who are little bitches.

Janine :He pissed me off so bad, I can't sleep.

Rae: Girl, a choke sesh would solve all your anger.

Janine:You right, you right

by Rae$ February 7, 2017

Shit the sheets

A phrase used when you fuck up pretty badly. There is no going back when you shit the sheets; everything smells and the sheets are ruined, which is a complete metaphor for your life after you shit the sheets. After shitting the sheets, you have to walk around with shame, or “mud butt” due to the incident.

Rae: “Yo bro, I just shit the sheets. Hard.”

Allie:” NO! What happened?!”

Rae: “I tried to shake a blind person’s hand...”

Allie:” Yo... you definitely shit the sheets”

by Rae$ January 11, 2020

Nipaholic

Someone addicted to playing with their own nipples

Sally "My nips are rubbed raw and bleeding"

Tina "I'm telling you, girl. I think you're a nipaholic"

Sally "Maybe I should find a support group..."

by Rae$ September 7, 2013