14 definitions by Rae$
by Rae$ December 29, 2016
The perfect opportunity to poop with little effort. In other words, the body and mind's optimal time to release a demon. Once missed, said demon retreats, solidifies, and cements itself in your lower intestine until the next pooportunity.
Chad:"I had the perfect pooportunity, but I passed it up because I'm too self-conscious to shit in the middle of a parking lot"
Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."
Chad:"My tummy hurts"
Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."
Chad:"My tummy hurts"
by Rae$ December 12, 2016
Sally "My nips are rubbed raw and bleeding"
Tina "I'm telling you, girl. I think you're a nipaholic"
Sally "Maybe I should find a support group..."
Tina "I'm telling you, girl. I think you're a nipaholic"
Sally "Maybe I should find a support group..."
by Rae$ September 7, 2013
The alcoholic demon that possesses Rebeccah when she drinks too much. This alter ego gives no fucks. Berty will dance, laugh,talk to strangers and make you brush her hair, but she will steal your heart with her punny jokes. Berty will also leave behind a maroon jenky comb, which is said to represent the soul of the once innocent "Rebeccah". Berty also likes to do the cupid shuffle and sit on fully loaded pistols. Although a demon, Berty means well, but beware: Berty is like a gremlin: Do not feed or water after midnight.
Brooke: "Is that Rebeccah or Berty?"
Raeann: "She just told someone that they dropped their pocket.. definitely Berty."
Brooke: "Oh no, Berty's on the loose, no one is safe"
Raeann: "She just told someone that they dropped their pocket.. definitely Berty."
Brooke: "Oh no, Berty's on the loose, no one is safe"
by Rae$ December 11, 2016
Alex: "Netflix is Hulu's dirty little cousin"
Rae:"Netflix is definitely that family member that you dodge at family events"
Rae:"Netflix is definitely that family member that you dodge at family events"
by Rae$ December 28, 2016
Alex:"Netflix is like Hulu's dirty little cousin."
Rae:"Yeah, I totally agree. Netflix is like that family member everyone dodges at family reuinuons because they're full of trash"
Rae:"Yeah, I totally agree. Netflix is like that family member everyone dodges at family reuinuons because they're full of trash"
by Rae$ December 22, 2016
When you're having sex with a guy and you randomly sing "Jason Derulo" loud enough for your roommate to hear so she doesn't feel lonely. Singing Jason Derulo's name also confuses the said sex partner into automatic orgasm.
Brooke : "I Derulo'd him so hard last night"
Rae:"I know, thank you for thinking of me. Glad you got some, though."
Rae:"I know, thank you for thinking of me. Glad you got some, though."
by Rae$ December 21, 2016