14 definitions by Rae$
The alcoholic demon that possesses Rebeccah when she drinks too much. This alter ego gives no fucks. Berty will dance, laugh,talk to strangers and make you brush her hair, but she will steal your heart with her punny jokes. Berty will also leave behind a maroon jenky comb, which is said to represent the soul of the once innocent "Rebeccah". Berty also likes to do the cupid shuffle and sit on fully loaded pistols. Although a demon, Berty means well, but beware: Berty is like a gremlin: Do not feed or water after midnight.
Brooke: "Is that Rebeccah or Berty?"
Raeann: "She just told someone that they dropped their pocket.. definitely Berty."
Brooke: "Oh no, Berty's on the loose, no one is safe"
Raeann: "She just told someone that they dropped their pocket.. definitely Berty."
Brooke: "Oh no, Berty's on the loose, no one is safe"
by Rae$ December 11, 2016
A mole that sticks off of the skin that looks as thought it will just "roll" off of the person if someone gently massages the mole in a circular motion. Roll moles are very unattractive, and tend to appear on old people- especially in the neck area. Roll moles are a distant relative to skin tags.
Person 1: "Did you see that roll mole on that bitch?"
Person 2: "Yeah, man. It seriously looks like it is going to just roll off of her neck!"
Person 1: "For real! You couldn't pay me enough to massage that shit!"
Person 2: "Yeah, man. It seriously looks like it is going to just roll off of her neck!"
Person 1: "For real! You couldn't pay me enough to massage that shit!"
by Rae$ December 11, 2016
by Rae$ February 16, 2017
A phrase used when you fuck up pretty badly. There is no going back when you shit the sheets; everything smells and the sheets are ruined, which is a complete metaphor for your life after you shit the sheets. After shitting the sheets, you have to walk around with shame, or “mud butt” due to the incident.
Rae: “Yo bro, I just shit the sheets. Hard.”
Allie:” NO! What happened?!”
Rae: “I tried to shake a blind person’s hand...”
Allie:” Yo... you definitely shit the sheets”
Allie:” NO! What happened?!”
Rae: “I tried to shake a blind person’s hand...”
Allie:” Yo... you definitely shit the sheets”
by Rae$ January 11, 2020
A woman with a handshake stronger than most men. Women with a manshake should not be crossed lightly, as they take no shit, and they probably have more balls than the average men. Women who have a manshake have great character, and are going places.
John:Damn, did she shake your hand?
Chad:Yeah, I made the mistake of being a wet noodle. That woman has a manshake.
John:Yeah, that woman is going places.
Chad:Yeah, I made the mistake of being a wet noodle. That woman has a manshake.
John:Yeah, that woman is going places.
by Rae$ February 8, 2017
A condition in which someone talks so much shit, that it's like they have diarrhea of the mouth. They also have a permanent smudge of diarrhea on their lip.
Jim: "Jake talks so much shit"
Mike: "Yeah he does, he has diarrhea lips, dude"
Jim: "Yeah, seems uncontrollable to me!"
Mike: "Yeah he does, he has diarrhea lips, dude"
Jim: "Yeah, seems uncontrollable to me!"
by Rae$ February 25, 2014
The idea that all your anger would be resolved if you can choke said person hard enough to get aggression out, but light enough to where the individual still lives. A choke sesh is necessary to put bitches in their place. A choke sesh is usually a fantasy women have regarding men who are little bitches.
Janine :He pissed me off so bad, I can't sleep.
Rae: Girl, a choke sesh would solve all your anger.
Janine:You right, you right
Rae: Girl, a choke sesh would solve all your anger.
Janine:You right, you right
by Rae$ February 8, 2017