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Get a mullet up ya

An old saying (in Australia) used by the common man, generally around the pub whilst heavily intoxicated. It can be either used as an insult or term of endearment depending on the situation.

Example of an insult :-
Scene – At the pub, both Johnno and Bazza are sloshed. They do not like each other.
Johnno : Hey Bazza, you come round ere again and im gonna smack you down fuckstain.
Bazza : Ya know what Johnno, go get a mullet up ya!!!

Example of endearment
Scene – At the pub, both Dazza and Leslie are maggot whilst playin pool. Dazza pulls off a randomly flukey shot and sinks the black and wins the game. They are friends.
Leslie :- Well fuck me Dazza, get a mullet up ya, ya rad caaaarnt!!!
Dazza :- Hahaha yeah bro, get a fkn mullet up ya too!!! (bro hug takes place)

Definintion by REDDORDOP
Example of an insult :-
Scene – At the pub, both Johnno and Bazza are sloshed. They do not like each other.
Johnno : Hey Bazza, you come round ere again and I'm gonna smack you down.
Bazza : Ya know what Johnno, go get a mullet up ya!!!

Example of endearment
Scene – At the pub, both Dazza and Leslie are maggot whilst playing pool. Dazza pulls off a randomly lucky shot and sinks the black and wins the game. They are friends.
Leslie :- Well fuck me Dazza, get a mullet up ya, ya rad caaaarnt!!!
Dazza :- Hahaha yeah bro, get a mullet up ya too!!! (bro hug takes place)
by REDDORDOP April 19, 2017
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Get a mullet up ya

A yesteryear saying from the late 1980's used by the average down to earth Aussie bloke, generally around the pub whilst heavily intoxicated. It can be either used as an insult or term of endearment depending on the situation it is said in.
A modified version can also be used for upper class persons:- one should take a mullay and insert it up oneself.
Example of an insult :-
Scene – At the pub, both Johnno and Bazza are sloshed. They do not like each other.
Johnno : Hey Bazza, you come round ere again and I'm gonna smack you down.
Bazza : Ya know what Johnno, go get a mullet up ya!

Example of endearment
Scene – At the pub, both Dazza and Leslie are maggot whilst playin pool. Dazza pulls off a randomly flukey shot and sinks the black and wins the game. They are friends.
Leslie :- Well fuck me Dazza, get a mullet up ya, ya rad caaaarnt!!!
Dazza :- Hahaha yeah bro, get a mullet up ya too!!! (bro hug takes place)
by REDDORDOP April 19, 2017
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Crack a stiffy

The process where ones penis changes state from being flaccid to being erect.

Commonly used in Australia

Also know as crack a fat
Scene: At the local swimming carnival, Peter has just one the 100m freestyle event. Elated, he leaps from the pool in his DTs (dick togs) but clearly he has an erection.

Mary:- OMG whats going on with the front of Peters togs?
Sarah:- Der Mary, ever heard the term crack a stiffy!
by REDDORDOP April 20, 2017
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