16 definitions by Puhercules

jerkomatic

adj.- an automatic boner for you to jerk off after seeing a real hot chick in any format (magazine, video, real, etc.)

1: dude! did you see that chick's ass?
2: perfect! i guess that's why jonas went to the bath..
1: total jerkomatic...i'm goin' too
2: wanker...

by Puhercules July 30, 2009

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babyshitter

a bitch who fucks without protection, therefore shits babies...

Pamela Anderson is a babyshitter and i'm surprised Paris Hilton doesn't enter this definition..

by Puhercules May 8, 2010

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stalker

-what ex girflfriends do during the flollowin 6 months after ending a relationship
-what facebook, myspace and all that shit promote (being a)

1: dude, caroline totally fucked up my dating plan with jessica...she said she was still my gf
2: men, she really is a psycho-ass-stalker

by Puhercules August 6, 2009

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the only known way by men to prevent being stuck at home with a whining ass bitch wife and avoid giving away half your properties thru a divorce...not fun, but necessary

also a great excuse to be a cheater, avoid social acitivities boring for men, watch football w/friends, etc...really handy

Example 1:

whining ass bitch demanding by cp to husband: bring me a burger!
husband: can't sweetie :S i'm at work

(while a stripper shakes her ass

on your face..)

Example 2:

wife: remember we've got dinner tonight with my parents..(on monday night football)
husband: sorry sweetheart, i've got a pile of files my boss wants for tomorrow at 7

by Puhercules August 6, 2009

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