5 definitions by ProfessorOtter
Twitter slang or dialect that with read aloud sounds like "cause she cuckoo" which is its actual meaning.
"Girl, she's one bold bitch for pretending to be friends with a married couple, when she actually is trying to steal the husband"
"Umm, kashicuckoo!"
"Umm, kashicuckoo!"
by ProfessorOtter June 30, 2020
A type of sexuality where one participates in nearly all sexual acts, except intercourse. Individuals of this lifestyle are willing to "do things" up until a certain point, but never cross that line or axis of actual intercourse, much like how an asymtote is a curved line that increasingly approaches and axis, but never cross (or penetrate) that line. Mutual masturbation, fellatio, cunninglingus, etc are all fair game, but one's virginity is maintained.
Also called Asymsexual.
Also called Asymsexual.
Because Mary believes in stupid promise rings, she won't have sex until marriage. However, everything else is fair game, including blowies and anal. She is a total Asymptotic Sexual.
by ProfessorOtter December 2, 2013
A person who exhibits qualities likened to "bossy", but expresses their aggressive and dominating character through suggestions, rather than barking orders.
Miss Abailar sure likes to throw her weight around and sure is bossy, but Mr. Chen prefers to make annoying suggestions that slowly jab into your soul, very suggesty.
by ProfessorOtter December 31, 2011
A type of sexuality where one participates in nearly all sexual acts, except intercourse. Individuals of this lifestyle are willing to "do things" up until a certain point, but never cross that line or axis of actual intercourse, much like how an asymtote is a curved line that increasingly approaches and axis, but never cross (or penetrate) that line. Mutual masturbation, fellatio, cunninglingus, etc are all fair game, but one's virginity is maintained.
Also called Asymptotic Sexual.
Also called Asymptotic Sexual.
Because of her stance on marriage and sex, Dana won't have sex with her boyfriend, but she will do just about everything else. She is asymsexual.
by ProfessorOtter December 2, 2013
We were both surprised and overjoyed to have a sash mob takeover the dive bar on the corner. There was glitter, rainbows and abs everywhere.
by ProfessorOtter September 4, 2015