2 definitions by Porlus

Gentlemens Relish

The resltant gooey mess, that explosively manifests itself, following vigorous self-agitation, or by one or more females performing acts of extreme jollity upon ones bodily parts.

Spunk, Guy Goo, Semen, Josh

For her Crimble Snowstorm, I called up the best Gentlemes Relish I had to offer.

She said "Thank you kind sir for such a selfless act of generosity in supplying my tidy little pussy with so much gentlemens relish." To which I replied "No worries lass!"

by Porlus December 3, 2007

Crimble

Christmas, the festive period.

I loved the Crimble Pudding at that posh restaurant.
She was all tinselaged to the chair, so I had to give her a crimble snowstorm.

by Porlus December 3, 2007