3 definitions by Porksword153
Noun - An area of recently resurfaced roadway on an otherwise ravaged highway that is smooth enough to manage a sip of your beverage without spilling it all over yourself.
Tom lifted the hot coffee closer to his mouth, anticipating the upcoming sip zone, for a much-needed draw from his morning brew.
by Porksword153 January 29, 2021
When a person stands up partially while taking a lengthy shit to get the last few inches out. The person proceeds to sit back down while the lengthy turd hangs and the turd is forced partially back into the person's ass due to the end of the turd being pressed against the bottom of the bowl. A person who experiences this sensation/phenomenon has been "bowl raped".
A: Oh wow, I could go for a shit. It's been awhile. This one might be a record breaker!
B: Make sure you stay seated! Don't want to get bowl raped. Remember, two halves make a whole. No shame in pinching off midway.
B: Make sure you stay seated! Don't want to get bowl raped. Remember, two halves make a whole. No shame in pinching off midway.
by Porksword153 March 30, 2022
Removing all clothing before sitting down to dispatch a warm loaf. Extremely comfortable and usually preferred by males. Not appropriate at social functions or in a public setting but can be done if you're savage as fuck.
A: Have you seen Don?
B: He ran home for a strip-shit.
A: Ah, good call. That the best way to turd off.
B: He ran home for a strip-shit.
A: Ah, good call. That the best way to turd off.
by Porksword153 March 30, 2022