13 definitions by PorcupineCanadian
An internet newb. In other words, Grandma Finds The Internet. Nowadays those people are extremely rare to find other than very young children and isolated aboriginal tribes. A cybernoob can also mean someone who can't even use a computer right.
I can't believe your homie fell for a Nigerian guy asking for money. Cybernoob to a whole new level. *claps slowly*
by PorcupineCanadian January 29, 2017
Aspies are mysterious, intelligent, rather ungraceful, and eccentric humans with obsessive tendencies, critical intellectual, creative and/or artistic abilities, an impaired "sixth sense", and a certain innate immunization against groupthink. They may not always behave or respond like you expect, but they're still cool and interesting people.
My cousin is an Aspie. She's a bit weird and lonely, but very studious and intelligent. Her room is full of science stuff and arts, and she did the recital at my aunt's funeral. She was in the top 1000 SAT scores of the state this year.
by PorcupineCanadian June 23, 2018
Opposite of a criminal; a rather boring and frustrating person who is very lawfully upright, non-rebellious, submissive to authority and so conforming to rules, safety norms and standards to the point that it gets uncool when they themselves or others need to break the rules even for good reasons, they try controlling others with their rules, and may possibly have been a high school nerd, were once felons themselves and got fucked up, or were emotionally unable to be influenced to do the slightest types of deviance (bullying, staying out past curfew, stealing, drinking, partying, fights, pranks, foul language, etc.) during their teenage years either because they were way too wiser than 99.99% of teens, they lived in a very strict environment, they have a naturally righteous or obsessive-compulsive personality, or they haven't really grown past the childlike obediance stage for some reason. Legal prudeness is often considered a form of "experience virginity" if you haven't really enjoyed a phase of being "deviant" or nonconforming at least a single time during your teen years, so others will try to influence you just for the kick of it and get you to taste the hot, sweet flame of rebellion that you missed out on. Anyway, we've all known this one teacher who's a rule freak...
Not to be confused with grammar nazis or police officers.
Not to be confused with grammar nazis or police officers.
Amir: Where can I download a crack of Adobe Photoshop CS5?
Ben: I suggest you not to. It's illegal.
Amir: You serious man? Don't be such a rule freak. It's not like they're gonna track me down and handcuff me.
Ben: I suggest you not to. It's illegal.
Amir: You serious man? Don't be such a rule freak. It's not like they're gonna track me down and handcuff me.
by PorcupineCanadian July 4, 2018
a mentally unstable person who is virtually incapable of detecting BS, pseudo-intellectual, dumb, shit-for-brains
My walking uncyclopedia of a cousin is 14 and is the most misinformed, lazy and arrogant person I know. He believes he's figured out life and knows everything about politics just because he's joined Anynonymous and claims he's redpilled, but moreover he's only a depraved hostile meme with no stamina or life at ALL. That's barely the surface of it.
by PorcupineCanadian January 24, 2019
by PorcupineCanadian August 15, 2015
What can happen when you basically neglect you child's social/emotional needs. They develop this mental illness and become extremely insecure, immature and problematic, and get a really low self-esteem. If not treated, they can self-harm and become manchildren with an inferiority complex and constantly tantrum like a severely autistic child, and the disorder becomes very hard or just impossible to cure.
I regret neglecting my daughter. She developed this "reactive attachment disorder" and she had to be put in foster care because she went crazy.
by PorcupineCanadian December 30, 2016
if anything or anyone exists, no matter if real or fictional, there will be a goanimate version or a grounded video out of it.
inspired from "43 chars"
inspired from "43 chars"
by PorcupineCanadian June 10, 2018