2 definitions by Poo-machine

A person who through their own fault, hates life and all those around them. This person usually is employed by fast food chains or Wal-marts.
That's the last time I get roast beef from Arby's, the life lover in the drive-thru jacked in my curly fries.
by Poo-machine March 17, 2016
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When someone takes out their rage on a homosexual primarily from suppressing inner homo-erotic feelings. Usually the homosexual dies in some mid-evil torture like being drawn and quartered.
Mike noticed that guy making eye contact with him at the bar, so we gave him a Texas Car Pool.
by Poo-machine September 29, 2009
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