Pogoextreme's definitions

Original 151

The first, and greatest, 151 Pokémon.

I got all Original 151 Pokémon in my yellow game! Time to lose my virginity!

by Pogoextreme June 25, 2018

Grown Zone

When a person wearing jeans sits down and the zipper/button area sticks up, making it look like the wearer has an erection.

Known as the grown zone as that’s extra room for the penis to grow.

Kieran: Andy, look, Simon has a massive erection.

Andy: no that’s just his grown zone. Look, Emma has one too and I know for a fact she doesn’t have a penis.

Kieran: what?

Andy: ... what?

by Pogoextreme July 8, 2018

CootFloosh

Past tense of Catfish. Usually ends with the person that got cootfloosh being pleased with the outcome.

Andy: So you know that guy I was meant to be meeting? The cute bear?

Emma: yeah sure, Simon wasn’t it?

Andy: yeah guess who got cootfloosh. But it’s fine, Kieran is much more of a top anyway.

*Emma seethes with jealousy*

by Pogoextreme August 31, 2018

Ping Gate

Ping Gate is the term coined by residents of the U.K. who have been forced into using the useless Tory COVID-19 app and who have “pinged” by said app to isolate, when not necessary.

This is causing much frustration to everyone trying to get a sense of normality back into their life.

BoJo: oh poppycock, I’ve been pinged to isolate.

Hancock; I’m glad I deleted the app after I sexually manipulated my staff to suck me off. Fucking ping gate.

by Pogoextreme July 19, 2021

Tamagotchi effect

The term one uses when a person develops a strong emotional attachment towards a machine or a robot.

Jimmy was so upset when his furby died, he obviously was suffering from the tamagotchi effect.

by Pogoextreme November 12, 2021

Seasonal Fruits

When fruits disappear for the majority of a year and they come back to celebrate pride month

Omg happy Pride! The Seasonal Fruits are back!

by Pogoextreme June 1, 2023

Lifedance

The area dividing the brain and the soul is affected in many ways by experience-
Some lose all mind and become soul:
Insane.
Some lose all soul and become mind:
Intellectual.

Some lose both and become:
Accepted.

-Charles Bukowski

My lifedance made me realise I'm actually batshit fucking Insane.

by Pogoextreme June 21, 2022