Pogoextreme's definitions

Ping Gate

Ping Gate is the term coined by residents of the U.K. who have been forced into using the useless Tory COVID-19 app and who have “pinged” by said app to isolate, when not necessary.

This is causing much frustration to everyone trying to get a sense of normality back into their life.

BoJo: oh poppycock, I’ve been pinged to isolate.

Hancock; I’m glad I deleted the app after I sexually manipulated my staff to suck me off. Fucking ping gate.

by Pogoextreme July 19, 2021

Tommysaurus

Tommysaurus is the name of a person who is polite, friendly, made some bad choices but then who hasn’t? He is super cute and deserves all the respect and attention because he’s a great friend.

That guy over there? Tommysaurus. Love him.

Oh my god I’m so lucky to have a Tommysaurus for a friend.

by Pogoextreme June 28, 2018

Napoleon Dick Syndrome

Someone with a pretty small penis but is outrageously confident about it and still claims to be a “sex god”. Eveb though size doesn’t really matter but a good attitude does.

“I was totally into this guy who had a below average dick but he had the whole napoleon dick syndrome and it really put me off.”

by Pogoextreme March 9, 2020

Shunting

A term people that play Pokémon Go use for when they go shiny hunting, usually late at night where they won’t be judged for being absolute virgins.

Andy: hey did you wanna go shunting tonight? I can pick you up from Luxy’s at midnight.

Simon: can you make it 1am? I don’t want to bump into anyone I know.

Andy: sure. Let’s not invite Kieran.

by Pogoextreme November 12, 2019

Mustard Mitt

A phrase people say just before admitting to something.

Simon: Mustard Mitt, Andy looks good today.

by Pogoextreme October 21, 2020

Melissa Vandella

As I'm sure we all know, Avril Lavigne died in 2003. The 90's kids could not live without such a skater/scene/emo icon so a clone was brought in to replace her. Her name was Melissa Vandella.

Have you heard Avril's new album? You can really hear Melissa Vandella's accent coming through on this one.

by Pogoextreme November 10, 2022

British Rail Sandwich

A British Rail Sandwich is used to describe getting rodgered by Tories, be it one after the other or with days in between the rodgering. BoJo used the term nonchalantly while discussing the COVID-19 vaccine graphs.

Nicole couldn’t wait to see Jamie. He was the third in her British Rail Sandwich and she was hoping to get a rodgering before taking a snack from a child’s mouth and shitting on the floor of a local hospital.

by Pogoextreme March 29, 2021