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Poratte

A combination of the words “porn” and “latte” used to describe the most depraved and explicit latte art.

The baristas are usually trained in secret caves deep within the Lickey Hills.
Andy: Yo Kieran, Simon and I just had ace poratte. It was a guy with three wangs giving it to a hot Malay chick!

Kieran: Was that from Emma? She makes the best poratte.
by Pogoextreme July 4, 2018
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Morbiosity

“Why are you staring at that car crash? You know it killed two people!”

“Morbiosity”
by Pogoextreme August 10, 2021
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Shunting

A term people that play Pokémon Go use for when they go shiny hunting, usually late at night where they won’t be judged for being absolute virgins.
Andy: hey did you wanna go shunting tonight? I can pick you up from Luxy’s at midnight.

Simon: can you make it 1am? I don’t want to bump into anyone I know.

Andy: sure. Let’s not invite Kieran.
by Pogoextreme November 12, 2019
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Napoleon Dick Syndrome

Someone with a pretty small penis but is outrageously confident about it and still claims to be a “sex god”. Eveb though size doesn’t really matter but a good attitude does.
“I was totally into this guy who had a below average dick but he had the whole napoleon dick syndrome and it really put me off.”
by Pogoextreme March 9, 2020
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Lifedance

The area dividing the brain and the soul is affected in many ways by experience-
Some lose all mind and become soul:
Insane.
Some lose all soul and become mind:
Intellectual.

Some lose both and become:
Accepted.

-Charles Bukowski
My lifedance made me realise I'm actually batshit fucking Insane.
by Pogoextreme June 21, 2022
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Seasonal Fruits

When fruits disappear for the majority of a year and they come back to celebrate pride month
Omg happy Pride! The Seasonal Fruits are back!
by Pogoextreme June 1, 2023
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genny lec

The general election. Coined in 2024 in the hopes that Rishi loses.
Can't wait to vote in the genny lec!
I'm voting for everyone that isn't Rishi. Or that Labor guy.
by Pogoextreme May 23, 2024
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