Andy: Hey listen, those shorts are far too skimpy, one can almost see your meat blinds
Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.
Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.
by Pogoextreme April 01, 2021
Pegtember is the month of September when the guys and gals and theys get to participate in pegging. Whether that is receiving or giving, rejoice- its Pegtember
by Pogoextreme August 29, 2023
GGSK means “Get Good, Shit Kid”. Often used by gamers who want to say “get good” to a new player but also wants to add on an insult as a extra kick in the face.
“I’ve been playing football for years but I’ve never scored a goal and now the other kids are being assholes”
“GGSK”
“Dad, please”
“GGSK”
“Dad, please”
by Pogoextreme February 06, 2021
Female dolphins have vaginal secretions that male male dolphins cum repeatedly. Scientists decided to try if it strictly affected only dolphins so took some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and smeared it on a male primates penis. Oh, boy. It worked. It worked so well the primate had a heart attack.
While this is a popular copy pasta it’s also been a popular “joke” human males have made about wanting to die this way.
While this is a popular copy pasta it’s also been a popular “joke” human males have made about wanting to die this way.
Andy; I’m so sick of this, I’m so close to getting my hands on some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and ending it
Simon: wait is that true?
Andy: please, Google dolphins pussy jelly. And make sure you don’t forget the word “jelly”
Simon: wait is that true?
Andy: please, Google dolphins pussy jelly. And make sure you don’t forget the word “jelly”
by Pogoextreme July 14, 2021
Past tense of Catfish. Usually ends with the person that got cootfloosh being pleased with the outcome.
Andy: So you know that guy I was meant to be meeting? The cute bear?
Emma: yeah sure, Simon wasn’t it?
Andy: yeah guess who got cootfloosh. But it’s fine, Kieran is much more of a top anyway.
*Emma seethes with jealousy*
Emma: yeah sure, Simon wasn’t it?
Andy: yeah guess who got cootfloosh. But it’s fine, Kieran is much more of a top anyway.
*Emma seethes with jealousy*
by Pogoextreme August 31, 2018
A term people that play Pokémon Go use for when they go shiny hunting, usually late at night where they won’t be judged for being absolute virgins.
Andy: hey did you wanna go shunting tonight? I can pick you up from Luxy’s at midnight.
Simon: can you make it 1am? I don’t want to bump into anyone I know.
Andy: sure. Let’s not invite Kieran.
Simon: can you make it 1am? I don’t want to bump into anyone I know.
Andy: sure. Let’s not invite Kieran.
by Pogoextreme November 13, 2019
Pete: Oh I always play as Male Shepard in Mass effect. So I can bone Tali.
Sam: aw shit. Now I’ve got the Mass Effect effect.
Sam: aw shit. Now I’ve got the Mass Effect effect.
by Pogoextreme June 13, 2018