Pogoextreme's definitions

What the dish

“What the dish” is a term people defer to instead of saying “what the fuck”, “you fucking what”, “what the flying fuck” or “fucking what” to avoid swearing.

Luxy; I’m thinking of stretching my ears again!

Andy; oh yeah?

Luxy; yeah, just a little bigger, I’m using your cutlery.

Andy; What the dish?

by Pogoextreme December 28, 2020

Mustard Mitt

A phrase people say just before admitting to something.

Simon: Mustard Mitt, Andy looks good today.

by Pogoextreme October 21, 2020

Imposter converser syndrome

Imposter converser syndrome is that feeling you get when someone you know, usually more attractive and typically “out of your league”, messages you and starts a conversation up, and you believe they think you are someone else.

Usually it’s a sign of low confidence and previous traumas, and very unusually is it ever the case of a mistaken message.

Luxy had terrible imposter converser syndrome after Simon messaged her telling her she was awesome. She was convinced the message was for someone else, and not her.

by Pogoextreme November 8, 2021

Grown Zone

When a person wearing jeans sits down and the zipper/button area sticks up, making it look like the wearer has an erection.

Known as the grown zone as that’s extra room for the penis to grow.

Kieran: Andy, look, Simon has a massive erection.

Andy: no that’s just his grown zone. Look, Emma has one too and I know for a fact she doesn’t have a penis.

Kieran: what?

Andy: ... what?

by Pogoextreme July 8, 2018

blah blah blah me me blah blah blah blah blah me me me

1. What you say when someone is going on, and on, and on about their boring ass life and you want to show how obnoxiously hilarious you are.

2. Also a Finding Nemo reference.

Kieran: oh! So I forgot to tell y’all that I’m gonna be a father!

Emma: blah blah blah me me blah blah blah blah blah me me me

Simon: that was harsh, Emma.

Andy. But needed. Let’s go watch Finding Nemo

by Pogoextreme July 7, 2018

Meat Blinds

A more respectful way of saying “meat curtains” or “beef curtains”.

Andy: Hey listen, those shorts are far too skimpy, one can almost see your meat blinds

Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.

by Pogoextreme April 1, 2021

British Rail Sandwich

A British Rail Sandwich is used to describe getting rodgered by Tories, be it one after the other or with days in between the rodgering. BoJo used the term nonchalantly while discussing the COVID-19 vaccine graphs.

Nicole couldn’t wait to see Jamie. He was the third in her British Rail Sandwich and she was hoping to get a rodgering before taking a snack from a child’s mouth and shitting on the floor of a local hospital.

by Pogoextreme March 29, 2021