Pogoextreme's definitions

Grown Zone

When a person wearing jeans sits down and the zipper/button area sticks up, making it look like the wearer has an erection.

Known as the grown zone as that’s extra room for the penis to grow.

Kieran: Andy, look, Simon has a massive erection.

Andy: no that’s just his grown zone. Look, Emma has one too and I know for a fact she doesn’t have a penis.

Kieran: what?

Andy: ... what?

by Pogoextreme July 8, 2018

Cumbrella

In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.

“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas”

by Pogoextreme February 3, 2021

Seasonal Fruits

When fruits disappear for the majority of a year and they come back to celebrate pride month

Omg happy Pride! The Seasonal Fruits are back!

by Pogoextreme June 1, 2023

Lifedance

The area dividing the brain and the soul is affected in many ways by experience-
Some lose all mind and become soul:
Insane.
Some lose all soul and become mind:
Intellectual.

Some lose both and become:
Accepted.

-Charles Bukowski

My lifedance made me realise I'm actually batshit fucking Insane.

by Pogoextreme June 21, 2022

Dolphin Pussy Jelly

Female dolphins have vaginal secretions that male male dolphins cum repeatedly. Scientists decided to try if it strictly affected only dolphins so took some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and smeared it on a male primates penis. Oh, boy. It worked. It worked so well the primate had a heart attack.

While this is a popular copy pasta it’s also been a popular “joke” human males have made about wanting to die this way.

Andy; I’m so sick of this, I’m so close to getting my hands on some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and ending it

Simon: wait is that true?

Andy: please, Google dolphins pussy jelly. And make sure you don’t forget the word “jelly”

by Pogoextreme July 14, 2021

genny lec

The general election. Coined in 2024 in the hopes that Rishi loses.

Can't wait to vote in the genny lec!
I'm voting for everyone that isn't Rishi. Or that Labor guy.

by Pogoextreme May 23, 2024

British Rail Sandwich

A British Rail Sandwich is used to describe getting rodgered by Tories, be it one after the other or with days in between the rodgering. BoJo used the term nonchalantly while discussing the COVID-19 vaccine graphs.

Nicole couldn’t wait to see Jamie. He was the third in her British Rail Sandwich and she was hoping to get a rodgering before taking a snack from a child’s mouth and shitting on the floor of a local hospital.

by Pogoextreme March 29, 2021