Pogoextreme's definitions

Original 151

The first, and greatest, 151 Pokémon.

I got all Original 151 Pokémon in my yellow game! Time to lose my virginity!

by Pogoextreme June 25, 2018

Cairoh

A word to describe someone you feel intense emotions for that you shouldn’t. These emotions can be forbidden love or forbidden friendship but definitely always forbidden.

Andy: that guy, my cairoh, he owes me a shiny.

Emma: erm. Did you just call Simon “cairoh”???

Andy: err. No.

*Andy takes off his overcoat and becomes a parachute*

by Pogoextreme May 8, 2019

What the dish

“What the dish” is a term people defer to instead of saying “what the fuck”, “you fucking what”, “what the flying fuck” or “fucking what” to avoid swearing.

Luxy; I’m thinking of stretching my ears again!

Andy; oh yeah?

Luxy; yeah, just a little bigger, I’m using your cutlery.

Andy; What the dish?

by Pogoextreme December 28, 2020

Mustard Mitt

A phrase people say just before admitting to something.

Simon: Mustard Mitt, Andy looks good today.

by Pogoextreme October 21, 2020

Meat Blinds

A more respectful way of saying “meat curtains” or “beef curtains”.

Andy: Hey listen, those shorts are far too skimpy, one can almost see your meat blinds

Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.

by Pogoextreme April 1, 2021

British Rail Sandwich

A British Rail Sandwich is used to describe getting rodgered by Tories, be it one after the other or with days in between the rodgering. BoJo used the term nonchalantly while discussing the COVID-19 vaccine graphs.

Nicole couldn’t wait to see Jamie. He was the third in her British Rail Sandwich and she was hoping to get a rodgering before taking a snack from a child’s mouth and shitting on the floor of a local hospital.

by Pogoextreme March 29, 2021

Dolphin Pussy Jelly

Female dolphins have vaginal secretions that male male dolphins cum repeatedly. Scientists decided to try if it strictly affected only dolphins so took some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and smeared it on a male primates penis. Oh, boy. It worked. It worked so well the primate had a heart attack.

While this is a popular copy pasta it’s also been a popular “joke” human males have made about wanting to die this way.

Andy; I’m so sick of this, I’m so close to getting my hands on some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and ending it

Simon: wait is that true?

Andy: please, Google dolphins pussy jelly. And make sure you don’t forget the word “jelly”

by Pogoextreme July 14, 2021