Pogoextreme's definitions

Dolphin Pussy Jelly

Female dolphins have vaginal secretions that male male dolphins cum repeatedly. Scientists decided to try if it strictly affected only dolphins so took some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and smeared it on a male primates penis. Oh, boy. It worked. It worked so well the primate had a heart attack.

While this is a popular copy pasta it’s also been a popular “joke” human males have made about wanting to die this way.

Andy; I’m so sick of this, I’m so close to getting my hands on some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and ending it

Simon: wait is that true?

Andy: please, Google dolphins pussy jelly. And make sure you don’t forget the word “jelly”

by Pogoextreme July 14, 2021

CootFloosh

Past tense of Catfish. Usually ends with the person that got cootfloosh being pleased with the outcome.

Andy: So you know that guy I was meant to be meeting? The cute bear?

Emma: yeah sure, Simon wasn’t it?

Andy: yeah guess who got cootfloosh. But it’s fine, Kieran is much more of a top anyway.

*Emma seethes with jealousy*

by Pogoextreme August 31, 2018

Luxy Tingle

Kind of like “Spidey Sense” but instead you’re sensing that someone, somewhere, usually in a group chat you’re in you haven’t checked it’s a little while, are talking dirty without you.

Simon: Yeah anyway, as I got to Wrecsam I went straight to - hold on my Luxy Tingle is going mad. I bet Rich and Andy are at it.

by Pogoextreme December 8, 2020

blah blah blah me me blah blah blah blah blah me me me

1. What you say when someone is going on, and on, and on about their boring ass life and you want to show how obnoxiously hilarious you are.

2. Also a Finding Nemo reference.

Kieran: oh! So I forgot to tell y’all that I’m gonna be a father!

Emma: blah blah blah me me blah blah blah blah blah me me me

Simon: that was harsh, Emma.

Andy. But needed. Let’s go watch Finding Nemo

by Pogoextreme July 7, 2018

Meat Blinds

A more respectful way of saying “meat curtains” or “beef curtains”.

Andy: Hey listen, those shorts are far too skimpy, one can almost see your meat blinds

Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.

by Pogoextreme April 1, 2021

Mustard Mitt

A phrase people say just before admitting to something.

Simon: Mustard Mitt, Andy looks good today.

by Pogoextreme October 21, 2020

British Rail Sandwich

A British Rail Sandwich is used to describe getting rodgered by Tories, be it one after the other or with days in between the rodgering. BoJo used the term nonchalantly while discussing the COVID-19 vaccine graphs.

Nicole couldn’t wait to see Jamie. He was the third in her British Rail Sandwich and she was hoping to get a rodgering before taking a snack from a child’s mouth and shitting on the floor of a local hospital.

by Pogoextreme March 29, 2021