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Napoleon Dick Syndrome

Someone with a pretty small penis but is outrageously confident about it and still claims to be a “sex god”. Eveb though size doesn’t really matter but a good attitude does.
“I was totally into this guy who had a below average dick but he had the whole napoleon dick syndrome and it really put me off.”
by Pogoextreme March 9, 2020
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Shunting

A term people that play Pokémon Go use for when they go shiny hunting, usually late at night where they won’t be judged for being absolute virgins.
Andy: hey did you wanna go shunting tonight? I can pick you up from Luxy’s at midnight.

Simon: can you make it 1am? I don’t want to bump into anyone I know.

Andy: sure. Let’s not invite Kieran.
by Pogoextreme November 12, 2019
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Cairoh

A word to describe someone you feel intense emotions for that you shouldn’t. These emotions can be forbidden love or forbidden friendship but definitely always forbidden.
Andy: that guy, my cairoh, he owes me a shiny.

Emma: erm. Did you just call Simon “cairoh”???

Andy: err. No.

*Andy takes off his overcoat and becomes a parachute*
by Pogoextreme May 8, 2019
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CootFloosh

Past tense of Catfish. Usually ends with the person that got cootfloosh being pleased with the outcome.
Andy: So you know that guy I was meant to be meeting? The cute bear?

Emma: yeah sure, Simon wasn’t it?

Andy: yeah guess who got cootfloosh. But it’s fine, Kieran is much more of a top anyway.

*Emma seethes with jealousy*
by Pogoextreme August 31, 2018
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Seasonal Fruits

When fruits disappear for the majority of a year and they come back to celebrate pride month
Omg happy Pride! The Seasonal Fruits are back!
by Pogoextreme June 1, 2023
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Lifedance

The area dividing the brain and the soul is affected in many ways by experience-
Some lose all mind and become soul:
Insane.
Some lose all soul and become mind:
Intellectual.

Some lose both and become:
Accepted.

-Charles Bukowski
My lifedance made me realise I'm actually batshit fucking Insane.
by Pogoextreme June 21, 2022
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Dolphin Pussy Jelly

Female dolphins have vaginal secretions that male male dolphins cum repeatedly. Scientists decided to try if it strictly affected only dolphins so took some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and smeared it on a male primates penis. Oh, boy. It worked. It worked so well the primate had a heart attack.

While this is a popular copy pasta it’s also been a popular “joke” human males have made about wanting to die this way.
Andy; I’m so sick of this, I’m so close to getting my hands on some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and ending it

Simon: wait is that true?

Andy: please, Google dolphins pussy jelly. And make sure you don’t forget the word “jelly”
by Pogoextreme July 14, 2021
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