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by Pogoextreme June 25, 2018
Get the Original 151 mug.A word to describe someone you feel intense emotions for that you shouldn’t. These emotions can be forbidden love or forbidden friendship but definitely always forbidden.
Andy: that guy, my cairoh, he owes me a shiny.
Emma: erm. Did you just call Simon “cairoh”???
Andy: err. No.
*Andy takes off his overcoat and becomes a parachute*
Emma: erm. Did you just call Simon “cairoh”???
Andy: err. No.
*Andy takes off his overcoat and becomes a parachute*
by Pogoextreme May 8, 2019
Get the Cairoh mug.“What the dish” is a term people defer to instead of saying “what the fuck”, “you fucking what”, “what the flying fuck” or “fucking what” to avoid swearing.
Luxy; I’m thinking of stretching my ears again!
Andy; oh yeah?
Luxy; yeah, just a little bigger, I’m using your cutlery.
Andy; What the dish?
Andy; oh yeah?
Luxy; yeah, just a little bigger, I’m using your cutlery.
Andy; What the dish?
by Pogoextreme December 28, 2020
Get the What the dish mug.by Pogoextreme October 21, 2020
Get the Mustard Mitt mug.Andy: Hey listen, those shorts are far too skimpy, one can almost see your meat blinds
Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.
Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.
by Pogoextreme April 1, 2021
Get the Meat Blinds mug.A British Rail Sandwich is used to describe getting rodgered by Tories, be it one after the other or with days in between the rodgering. BoJo used the term nonchalantly while discussing the COVID-19 vaccine graphs.
Nicole couldn’t wait to see Jamie. He was the third in her British Rail Sandwich and she was hoping to get a rodgering before taking a snack from a child’s mouth and shitting on the floor of a local hospital.
by Pogoextreme March 29, 2021
Get the British Rail Sandwich mug.Female dolphins have vaginal secretions that male male dolphins cum repeatedly. Scientists decided to try if it strictly affected only dolphins so took some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and smeared it on a male primates penis. Oh, boy. It worked. It worked so well the primate had a heart attack.
While this is a popular copy pasta it’s also been a popular “joke” human males have made about wanting to die this way.
While this is a popular copy pasta it’s also been a popular “joke” human males have made about wanting to die this way.
Andy; I’m so sick of this, I’m so close to getting my hands on some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and ending it
Simon: wait is that true?
Andy: please, Google dolphins pussy jelly. And make sure you don’t forget the word “jelly”
Simon: wait is that true?
Andy: please, Google dolphins pussy jelly. And make sure you don’t forget the word “jelly”
by Pogoextreme July 14, 2021
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