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by Pogoextreme May 23, 2024
Get the genny lec mug.Past tense of Catfish. Usually ends with the person that got cootfloosh being pleased with the outcome.
Andy: So you know that guy I was meant to be meeting? The cute bear?
Emma: yeah sure, Simon wasn’t it?
Andy: yeah guess who got cootfloosh. But it’s fine, Kieran is much more of a top anyway.
*Emma seethes with jealousy*
Emma: yeah sure, Simon wasn’t it?
Andy: yeah guess who got cootfloosh. But it’s fine, Kieran is much more of a top anyway.
*Emma seethes with jealousy*
by Pogoextreme August 31, 2018
Get the CootFloosh mug.Ping Gate is the term coined by residents of the U.K. who have been forced into using the useless Tory COVID-19 app and who have “pinged” by said app to isolate, when not necessary.
This is causing much frustration to everyone trying to get a sense of normality back into their life.
This is causing much frustration to everyone trying to get a sense of normality back into their life.
BoJo: oh poppycock, I’ve been pinged to isolate.
Hancock; I’m glad I deleted the app after I sexually manipulated my staff to suck me off. Fucking ping gate.
Hancock; I’m glad I deleted the app after I sexually manipulated my staff to suck me off. Fucking ping gate.
by Pogoextreme July 19, 2021
Get the Ping Gate mug.1. What you say when someone is going on, and on, and on about their boring ass life and you want to show how obnoxiously hilarious you are.
2. Also a Finding Nemo reference.
2. Also a Finding Nemo reference.
Kieran: oh! So I forgot to tell y’all that I’m gonna be a father!
Emma: blah blah blah me me blah blah blah blah blah me me me
Simon: that was harsh, Emma.
Andy. But needed. Let’s go watch Finding Nemo
Emma: blah blah blah me me blah blah blah blah blah me me me
Simon: that was harsh, Emma.
Andy. But needed. Let’s go watch Finding Nemo
by Pogoextreme July 7, 2018
Get the blah blah blah me me blah blah blah blah blah me me me mug.When a person wearing jeans sits down and the zipper/button area sticks up, making it look like the wearer has an erection.
Known as the grown zone as that’s extra room for the penis to grow.
Known as the grown zone as that’s extra room for the penis to grow.
Kieran: Andy, look, Simon has a massive erection.
Andy: no that’s just his grown zone. Look, Emma has one too and I know for a fact she doesn’t have a penis.
Kieran: what?
Andy: ... what?
Andy: no that’s just his grown zone. Look, Emma has one too and I know for a fact she doesn’t have a penis.
Kieran: what?
Andy: ... what?
by Pogoextreme July 8, 2018
Get the Grown Zone mug.The Pegging scale (usually a 1-10) is how desirable someone would be to peg and how well they would take it.
Luxy: that Jimmy is a 10/10 on the pegging scale.
Simon: yeah, I think he would take it really well. That Jamie though, nah. Probably a 4/10
Simon: yeah, I think he would take it really well. That Jamie though, nah. Probably a 4/10
by Pogoextreme October 13, 2021
Get the Pegging scale mug.Imposter converser syndrome is that feeling you get when someone you know, usually more attractive and typically “out of your league”, messages you and starts a conversation up, and you believe they think you are someone else.
Usually it’s a sign of low confidence and previous traumas, and very unusually is it ever the case of a mistaken message.
Usually it’s a sign of low confidence and previous traumas, and very unusually is it ever the case of a mistaken message.
Luxy had terrible imposter converser syndrome after Simon messaged her telling her she was awesome. She was convinced the message was for someone else, and not her.
by Pogoextreme November 8, 2021
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