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Hanar. The hanar that follow the enkindlers to their death are big stupid jellyfish, according to Commander Shepard.
Hanar: Therefore, as a faithful servant of the Enkindlers we, too, must serve the reapers.
Shepard: You big stupid jellyfish.
Shepard: You big stupid jellyfish.
by Pogoextreme September 23, 2022
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Get the Morbiosity mug.A combination of the words “porn” and “latte” used to describe the most depraved and explicit latte art.
The baristas are usually trained in secret caves deep within the Lickey Hills.
The baristas are usually trained in secret caves deep within the Lickey Hills.
Andy: Yo Kieran, Simon and I just had ace poratte. It was a guy with three wangs giving it to a hot Malay chick!
Kieran: Was that from Emma? She makes the best poratte.
Kieran: Was that from Emma? She makes the best poratte.
by Pogoextreme July 4, 2018
Get the Poratte mug.A word to describe someone you feel intense emotions for that you shouldn’t. These emotions can be forbidden love or forbidden friendship but definitely always forbidden.
Andy: that guy, my cairoh, he owes me a shiny.
Emma: erm. Did you just call Simon “cairoh”???
Andy: err. No.
*Andy takes off his overcoat and becomes a parachute*
Emma: erm. Did you just call Simon “cairoh”???
Andy: err. No.
*Andy takes off his overcoat and becomes a parachute*
by Pogoextreme May 8, 2019
Get the Cairoh mug.A British Rail Sandwich is used to describe getting rodgered by Tories, be it one after the other or with days in between the rodgering. BoJo used the term nonchalantly while discussing the COVID-19 vaccine graphs.
Nicole couldn’t wait to see Jamie. He was the third in her British Rail Sandwich and she was hoping to get a rodgering before taking a snack from a child’s mouth and shitting on the floor of a local hospital.
by Pogoextreme March 29, 2021
Get the British Rail Sandwich mug.Ping Gate is the term coined by residents of the U.K. who have been forced into using the useless Tory COVID-19 app and who have “pinged” by said app to isolate, when not necessary.
This is causing much frustration to everyone trying to get a sense of normality back into their life.
This is causing much frustration to everyone trying to get a sense of normality back into their life.
BoJo: oh poppycock, I’ve been pinged to isolate.
Hancock; I’m glad I deleted the app after I sexually manipulated my staff to suck me off. Fucking ping gate.
Hancock; I’m glad I deleted the app after I sexually manipulated my staff to suck me off. Fucking ping gate.
by Pogoextreme July 19, 2021
Get the Ping Gate mug.Andy: Hey listen, those shorts are far too skimpy, one can almost see your meat blinds
Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.
Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.
by Pogoextreme April 1, 2021
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