Pogoextreme's definitions

Napoleon Dick Syndrome

Someone with a pretty small penis but is outrageously confident about it and still claims to be a “sex god”. Eveb though size doesn’t really matter but a good attitude does.

“I was totally into this guy who had a below average dick but he had the whole napoleon dick syndrome and it really put me off.”

by Pogoextreme March 9, 2020

Shunting

A term people that play Pokémon Go use for when they go shiny hunting, usually late at night where they won’t be judged for being absolute virgins.

Andy: hey did you wanna go shunting tonight? I can pick you up from Luxy’s at midnight.

Simon: can you make it 1am? I don’t want to bump into anyone I know.

Andy: sure. Let’s not invite Kieran.

by Pogoextreme November 12, 2019

GGSK

GGSK means “Get Good, Shit Kid”. Often used by gamers who want to say “get good” to a new player but also wants to add on an insult as a extra kick in the face.

“I’ve been playing football for years but I’ve never scored a goal and now the other kids are being assholes”

“GGSK”

“Dad, please”

by Pogoextreme February 6, 2021

Seasonal Fruits

When fruits disappear for the majority of a year and they come back to celebrate pride month

Omg happy Pride! The Seasonal Fruits are back!

by Pogoextreme June 1, 2023

Lifedance

The area dividing the brain and the soul is affected in many ways by experience-
Some lose all mind and become soul:
Insane.
Some lose all soul and become mind:
Intellectual.

Some lose both and become:
Accepted.

-Charles Bukowski

My lifedance made me realise I'm actually batshit fucking Insane.

by Pogoextreme June 21, 2022

Dolphin Pussy Jelly

Female dolphins have vaginal secretions that male male dolphins cum repeatedly. Scientists decided to try if it strictly affected only dolphins so took some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and smeared it on a male primates penis. Oh, boy. It worked. It worked so well the primate had a heart attack.

While this is a popular copy pasta it’s also been a popular “joke” human males have made about wanting to die this way.

Andy; I’m so sick of this, I’m so close to getting my hands on some Dolphin Pussy Jelly and ending it

Simon: wait is that true?

Andy: please, Google dolphins pussy jelly. And make sure you don’t forget the word “jelly”

by Pogoextreme July 14, 2021

genny lec

The general election. Coined in 2024 in the hopes that Rishi loses.

Can't wait to vote in the genny lec!
I'm voting for everyone that isn't Rishi. Or that Labor guy.

by Pogoextreme May 23, 2024