Pogoextreme's definitions

Seasonal Fruits

When fruits disappear for the majority of a year and they come back to celebrate pride month

Omg happy Pride! The Seasonal Fruits are back!

by Pogoextreme June 1, 2023

Meat Blinds

A more respectful way of saying “meat curtains” or “beef curtains”.

Andy: Hey listen, those shorts are far too skimpy, one can almost see your meat blinds

Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.

by Pogoextreme April 1, 2021

blah blah blah me me blah blah blah blah blah me me me

1. What you say when someone is going on, and on, and on about their boring ass life and you want to show how obnoxiously hilarious you are.

2. Also a Finding Nemo reference.

Kieran: oh! So I forgot to tell y’all that I’m gonna be a father!

Emma: blah blah blah me me blah blah blah blah blah me me me

Simon: that was harsh, Emma.

Andy. But needed. Let’s go watch Finding Nemo

by Pogoextreme July 7, 2018

Pegging scale

The Pegging scale (usually a 1-10) is how desirable someone would be to peg and how well they would take it.

Luxy: that Jimmy is a 10/10 on the pegging scale.

Simon: yeah, I think he would take it really well. That Jamie though, nah. Probably a 4/10

by Pogoextreme October 13, 2021

Platty Joobs

Platty Joobs - Platinum Jubilee

To celebrate the platinum jubilee for the Queen of England... except it's been England-ified

Aw Liz congrats on the Platty Joobs

by Pogoextreme June 2, 2022

Original 151

The first, and greatest, 151 Pokémon.

I got all Original 151 Pokémon in my yellow game! Time to lose my virginity!

by Pogoextreme June 25, 2018

CootFloosh

Past tense of Catfish. Usually ends with the person that got cootfloosh being pleased with the outcome.

Andy: So you know that guy I was meant to be meeting? The cute bear?

Emma: yeah sure, Simon wasn’t it?

Andy: yeah guess who got cootfloosh. But it’s fine, Kieran is much more of a top anyway.

*Emma seethes with jealousy*

by Pogoextreme August 31, 2018