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A combination of the words “porn” and “latte” used to describe the most depraved and explicit latte art.

The baristas are usually trained in secret caves deep within the Lickey Hills.
Andy: Yo Kieran, Simon and I just had ace poratte. It was a guy with three wangs giving it to a hot Malay chick!

Kieran: Was that from Emma? She makes the best poratte.
by Pogoextreme July 4, 2018
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A word to describe someone you feel intense emotions for that you shouldn’t. These emotions can be forbidden love or forbidden friendship but definitely always forbidden.
Andy: that guy, my cairoh, he owes me a shiny.

Emma: erm. Did you just call Simon “cairoh”???

Andy: err. No.

*Andy takes off his overcoat and becomes a parachute*
by Pogoextreme May 8, 2019
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When fruits disappear for the majority of a year and they come back to celebrate pride month
Omg happy Pride! The Seasonal Fruits are back!
by Pogoextreme June 1, 2023
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In 1882, London prostitute Gerda Puridle invented elongated eye lashes or "cumbrellas" to block semen from getting in working girls' eyes that are worn today as common fashion.
“Hold ye horses, John. Thou art welcome to don thine cum on thou face, for I’ve applied my cumbrellas
by Pogoextreme February 3, 2021
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Platty Joobs - Platinum Jubilee

To celebrate the platinum jubilee for the Queen of England... except it's been England-ified
Aw Liz congrats on the Platty Joobs
by Pogoextreme June 2, 2022
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Imposter converser syndrome is that feeling you get when someone you know, usually more attractive and typically “out of your league”, messages you and starts a conversation up, and you believe they think you are someone else.

Usually it’s a sign of low confidence and previous traumas, and very unusually is it ever the case of a mistaken message.
Luxy had terrible imposter converser syndrome after Simon messaged her telling her she was awesome. She was convinced the message was for someone else, and not her.
by Pogoextreme November 8, 2021
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Someone with a pretty small penis but is outrageously confident about it and still claims to be a “sex god”. Eveb though size doesn’t really matter but a good attitude does.
“I was totally into this guy who had a below average dick but he had the whole napoleon dick syndrome and it really put me off.”
by Pogoextreme March 10, 2020
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