Platypussylove's definitions

Hoebagel

A person that will sell their body to get ahold of the yummy carb. They really become a hoe for bagels

The manager gave Krista all the leftovers because she’s such a hoebagel.

by Platypussylove June 11, 2018

Gothel

An evil woman with a terrible dye job that locks her daughter in the dungeon. She also bean flicks to the little mermaid

Gothel is a bitch

by Platypussylove September 21, 2018

Bob Ross

A man who painted pubes on his head

I WANT MY HAIR TO LOOK LIKE BOB ROSS

by Platypussylove February 3, 2019

Cuntney

Cuntney is a talentless bitch. She enjoys talking shit on everyone, especially about theater even though her vocals sound like a pig orgy. She thinks she's all that even though she isn't and she has extremely fucked up teeth and an oddly shaped body.

"It's cuntney, not courtney."

by Platypussylove July 14, 2017

Sebastian

The best name for a vibrator because it’s better down where it’s wetter

Fuck me with Sebastian

by Platypussylove September 21, 2018

Econ

The class that makes all seniors in high school want to kill themselves.

I fucking hate Econ. Time to die.

by Platypussylove February 3, 2019

Squawk

The act of making bird noises loudly while on FaceTime with people to deafen them.

How dare you squawk at me!

by Platypussylove September 21, 2018