3 definitions by Philliam

Hartford

One of the worst places to live in the country.

Friend 1: Wanna go to hartford?
Friend 2: Nah, lets cut ourselves instead.
Friend 1: Great idea!

by Philliam May 22, 2007

hamboogie

A type of food served at the University of Hartford by a funny little black man with googly eyes.

Googles: You want the hamboogie or tha cheboogie?
Student: Hamburger please.
Googles: One hamboogie commin up!

by Philliam May 5, 2005

brown bowtie

The act of doing a girl in the turd cutter and the proceding to slide your meatpole between her melons resulting in what appears to be a "brown bowtie".

Jen had to shower after I gave her a gnarly brown bowtie because her chest smelt like shit.

by Philliam May 5, 2005