4 definitions by Penda
''Hey Man, Wanna Play Super Mario On My Gamecube?''
''Nooo! I Can't be seen hanging with a Nintendnerd.''
''Nooo! I Can't be seen hanging with a Nintendnerd.''
by Penda August 23, 2008
A typical male chav-
Hair scraped back or spiked up.
Socks tucked into tracksuit bottoms.
Wears lacoste, and/or fred perry, etc.
Wears rings on every finger.
Smokes and drinks WKD.
A typical female chav-
Has fake blonde hair.
Fake Tan.
Wears to much make-up.
When they bend over you will see a trashy thong.
Wears same brands as male chavs.
Tucks trousers into 'Ugg' Boots.
Sleeps around.
Smokes.
Probably has a baby or 3 by the age of 17.
Chavs don't speak like normal human beings, they say word like 'laa,' 'ked,' 'mert,' 'solid,' 'rocky,' and my personal fave 'init,'.
They hang out at mcdonals in large groups, and shout abuse at pensioners, loners, or 'emos'.
There is a 5 on 1 rule with chavs, they will only, (in chav words.) 'Start on you,' if your on your own. And most of the time they shout at you and just walk off like a bunch of pussy faces.
Hair scraped back or spiked up.
Socks tucked into tracksuit bottoms.
Wears lacoste, and/or fred perry, etc.
Wears rings on every finger.
Smokes and drinks WKD.
A typical female chav-
Has fake blonde hair.
Fake Tan.
Wears to much make-up.
When they bend over you will see a trashy thong.
Wears same brands as male chavs.
Tucks trousers into 'Ugg' Boots.
Sleeps around.
Smokes.
Probably has a baby or 3 by the age of 17.
Chavs don't speak like normal human beings, they say word like 'laa,' 'ked,' 'mert,' 'solid,' 'rocky,' and my personal fave 'init,'.
They hang out at mcdonals in large groups, and shout abuse at pensioners, loners, or 'emos'.
There is a 5 on 1 rule with chavs, they will only, (in chav words.) 'Start on you,' if your on your own. And most of the time they shout at you and just walk off like a bunch of pussy faces.
In a nutshell chavs are people that act all 'hard' and shouts abuse at you with a stolen traffic cone. They might even chuck their 'mcflurry.' at you if your 'hard' enough.
by Penda November 21, 2007
by Penda March 2, 2009
Girl#1:''I biked four miles today!''
Girl#2:''You must have one heck of a fadge ache.''
Girl#1:''My fanny is killing me.''
Girl#2:''You must have one heck of a fadge ache.''
Girl#1:''My fanny is killing me.''
by Penda February 16, 2009