128 definitions by Pat

Douche Licker

The act of licking douches

Dude 1: I hate the Cardinals
Dude 2: I too hate them, especially that douche licker Albert Pujols

by Pat October 31, 2004

toaster

a shiny object which keeps me mezmorized for hours on end...oo yes its toasts toast to...

1) (present form) wow that toaster is shiny
2) (present posessive) wow my toaster is shinier
3) (present vulgar) give me my shiny toaster 'fore i cap yo ass

by Pat May 16, 2003

spchel

Fat assed midget

Overweight midget in jackass

by Pat July 20, 2003

queer

one who is not straight; a lover of men; a gaylord
comes from the word gay

nick morin is a queer

by Pat April 13, 2005

ebonics

Collectively, a set of idiolects used to communicate in a culturally-accepted and unique way. Common in large, sub-urban areas, and used primarily between individuals in an informal environment. Also used as a way of indentifying with stereotypes surrounding dark-skinned individuals (see african americans). Related but distinctively seperate from english or engrish. Another aspect of multiculturalism.

Ebonics: Wats good?
English: How are you?
Ebonics: Holla Back!
English: Get back to me later.
Ebonics: Fall Back.
English: Just get off of my back, please.
Ebonics: On some true.
English: Seriously.
(taken from alternate definition)

by Pat November 23, 2003

scoofling

word used to describe a attractive looking woman who you would like to talk to

lets go the mall and find some scooflings (scoofs)

by Pat February 12, 2005

MGCL, (N.)

abbreviation for Mother Goose-Compulsive liar, some one that just tells rediculous bullshit stories that are not true. Some of the most notorious People known for this syndrome include Chris Wrin and George Paul Sheppler.

Pat:Yo Wrin just said he banged this chick in his car.
Dave:He did not, what an MGCl

by Pat March 15, 2004