Ozone's definitions

my girlfriend

The most often subject discussed on internet forums, usually by people who want to seem cool but sadly have nothing better to do.

Yah my girlfriend and i got soooo high and went to some concert i hav no idea what it was but anyway i gotta go i think my mom...i mean my grrlfriend iz calling me.

by Ozone April 21, 2006

landon guy

Any person who goes to Landon, from ages 8-17, is intelligent, atheletic, and guarenteed to get laid some day.

Prep guy: Check out that landon guy he sux
20 years later an employee at Mcdonald's said...
Same guy: Man I wish i went to Landon

by Ozone August 7, 2004

keytar

The absolute coolest way to play the piano. First comes piano, then electric synth, than keytar. 6-year olds complaining about not liking piano lessons: Don't worry you'll be grateful in the future.

My Korg RK-100 keytar is off the hook and all because of the piano lessons I took from the ages of 5 to 13.

by Ozone August 7, 2004

Georgetown Prep

These kids carry a bottle of beer and a gun wherever they go, just in case. Enjoy shooting kids both younger and older than them, cause their faculty won't care. I'm not making fun of them, I'm scared silly of them.

I was in tears when I saw some Georgetown Prep kid shoot my 7-year old brother.

by Ozone August 13, 2004

jazz

Undisputedly the most popular form of art for 120 years. It combined cultures from all around the world in America during the time of slavery and the influx of immigrants. Revolutions and renniscanses included the Swing era in New Orleans (1920s-1940s) The Bop era in New York (1950s-1970s) and Soul &Blues in Western USA (1930s-1980s) and the electric era frfom then on. Combined with Classical music, It created rock and hip-hop, which further evolved in the 1950s and 70s, respectively.

Jazz is known as American music, and is the father of popular music today.

by Ozone August 31, 2004

stoner band

Comes from the 1960s as a band who would write songs about and use drugs while on and offstage. These guys were awesome, especially if they have the ability to perform while high. If they overdose though, they're screwed.

Pink Floyd comes to mind when you talk about stoner bands.

Man, Jimi Hendrix is awesome! He played while he was high the other day and it was amazing!

It's too bad the guy from Pink Floyd got kicked out for overdosing on LSD.

by Ozone January 8, 2005

inauguration day

Day were (in 2004) George Bush makes Washington DC pay lots of money just so he can make a speech nobody will remember.

I live in the DC area, I hate to see when the taxes rise so the place can pay off the damn inauguration day.

by Ozone January 20, 2005