Definitions by Onandonandomnom

Whalecel 

An incel who could theoretically pull, but their only option is someone with a BMI >30.

I'm a whalecel, call me captain Ahab because I'm chasing my white whale.

Whalecel by Onandonandomnom October 2, 2025

Gif name? 

What Instagram commenters reply with to gifs they want access to but can't find themselves. Usually accompanied with either no replies, or a gif search that doesn't work anymore.

*Gif of two men making out*

Gif name?

Gif name? by Onandonandomnom April 28, 2024

Biden nap 

The 46th president of the United States's signature move. A quick ten second nap that restores all energy and focus.

Donald Trump: "We just lost the fucking round. I swear to God Joe if you're taking one of your fucking Biden naps again."

Joe Biden: "As a matter of fact I was taking a Biden nap. I'm about to carry your ass this next round."

Biden nap by Onandonandomnom February 21, 2023

Rizzicist 

A physicist with rizz

That man just solved that homogeneous second-order differential equation and got that girl's number. What a total rizzicist.

Rizzicist by Onandonandomnom December 11, 2022

Indefinite integral 

When a girl is curvy but wears a C cup.

She bad, but she could be better, she's built like an indefinite integral.

Indefinite integral by Onandonandomnom December 6, 2022

John Default

When in a game, a paid skin is so overused that it is no longer a signifier of a baseline of skill. Usually this happens due to either a skin's immense popularity, or the skin being commonly offered compared to other options.

Comes from when The Reaper in Fortnite was used by a third of every lobby, leading to no indication of skill when spotted, analogous to seeing a default.

"You see that guy? He was dog water and was using the John Wick."

"Yea, he was a real John Default."

John Default by Onandonandomnom November 28, 2022

Oldest Xbox known to man 

An Xbox that has this title as it was produced before all Xbox's came preloaded with UNO.

"Everyone has UNO dipshit, it came free with your fucking Xbox"

"I didn't get it, I have the oldest Xbox known to man."

Oldest Xbox known to man by Onandonandomnom August 12, 2022