4 definitions by Notakneegrowth
A small town in NSW Australia. It’s home to a large eshay population. The normal people struggle due to this. There is a shopping centre called Glenrose commonly referred to as Glenny next to Glen street theatre. There is a flipping tall Communications tower that over shadows the place.
“There was an eshay in Belrose the other day”
by Notakneegrowth May 1, 2019
A class of ferry used in Sydney Harbour. There were originally 6 Gen 1 Emeralds running on inner harbour routes in Sydney. These ferries worked great for the most part with very little problems except transport minister Andrew Constance trying to name one "FerryMcFerryFace". However one night Andrew was jerking himself off thinking of trains in his asshole when he thought of one of the most retarded ideas known to man... Replace the Manly Ferries with Emeralds. Andrew then proceeded order 3 new Gen 2 Emeralds FROM CHINA. Andrew assumed that these INNER HARBOUR ferries were capable of handling the swells of Sydneys heads. After months of delay the new Emerald class ferries arrived and..... Lets just say things went to shit instantly. Shortly after they were put into service leaks were found in the rudders and they were taken out of service. Then one day when the "Balmoral" was doing tests in 2 metre swells ITS FUCKING WINDOW AND RUDDER SMASHED! Despite Transdev saying they could handle 4 metre swells. Not long after the "Clontarf" shit itself and its propeller broke while on a test run! Shortly after that CRACKS were found in the hull of the Balmoral! During all of this it was found that THE FERRIES COULDNT EVEN DOCK AT THE FUCKING WHARF IN LOW TIDE! Like holy shit how hard is it to make a boat that can FUCKING DOCK PROPERLY! Despite all these dangerous problems Transdev insists that these are just minor problems!
by Notakneegrowth December 31, 2022
A ferry service in Sydney Australia that travels from Circular Quay to Manly and back. The service was formerly operated by 4 Freshwater class ferries: Freshwater, Collaroy, Queenscliff and Narrabeen. However an evil man known as Andrew Constance decided to get rid of the iconic Freshwaters and replaced them with smaller, foreign built GEN 2 Emerald class ferries. However due to how fucking brain dead Constance is the Emeralds broke down multiple times with in weeks of starting due to them being cheaply made in china. Since then Freshwater, Collaroy and Narrabeen have been put back into service and the Queenscliff has been sadly left to rot on Cockatoo Island. The whole situation shows how little the NSW government actually cares for the quality of transport in NSW.
by Notakneegrowth December 31, 2022
Literally the biggest retard in Australian politics. When he was transport minister he buttfucked every form of public transport imaginable! He replaced the world famous Manly ferries with Chinese rowboats that fall apart in the wake of a paddle board. He then proceeded to buy river ferries that COULDNT FIT UNDER FUCKING BRIDGES and were also full of asbestos. He also built a light rail system that runs slow as balls and it then proceeded to crack rendering it useless for 18 months. And as if things couldn't get any worse... HE BUYS TRAINS THAT CANT FIT THROUGH TUNNELS!!!! LIKE HOLY SHIT DID YOU EVEN THINK TO... OH I DONT KNOW.... MEASURE THE FUCKING TUNNEL! Andrew Constance fucked all of these things up and then the moment Gladys Berejiklian resigns HE BUGGERS OFF TO RUN FOR FEDERAL POLITICS AND LEAVES NSW TRANSPORT IN FUCKING SHAMBLES. Andrew Constance is the biggest asshole on this planet.
Did you hear? Andrew Constance was caught having sexual intercourse with an Emerald Class Ferry and now has cancer on his tiny baby dick from all the asbestos in the hull! He also had one of the trains up his ass... They may be too big for the train tunnels but are never too big for Andrews tunnel.
by Notakneegrowth December 31, 2022