Definitions by Noodles

Lumber 

A word used to refer to a baseball bat but at the same time used as an innuendo for manmeat.

1. Yo lemme see your lumber, it's black right?

2. Need some help addin' lube to your lumber? I got the pine tar right here.

3. Whoah, your lumber is huge, i might need to use that sometime, maybe tonight... at the game.

Lumber by noodles April 2, 2003

Antique 

To take a handful of flour and throw it in somebody's face while they are sleeping (preferably with a hangover). With the addition of recent technology, documentation of antiquing has increased tenfold. Popular doumentation methods include photography, but better yet, video.

1. Let's go antique his ass!

2. Frank got antiqued SO bad, we even got it on video! Oh shit lemme see.

3.
Person1: Oh shit I can't believe you guys did this... shit man.
Person2: You got yo ass ANTIQUED frizank!

Antique by noodles April 2, 2003

bonosaurus 

1.Slang term for boner, or erection.
2.What i get when i look at your mom.
3.object obtained when a woman performs the wordho stretch/word.

1. Agh, get yo mutha fuggin bonosaurus out of my face its gonna give me nightmares!

2. Whoa, you see that ho-stretch? That thing's givin me a bonosaurus.

bonosaurus by noodles April 2, 2003

Ho stretch 

A stretch performed by women sometimes unknowingly in which they lean back, most of the time with their head facing backwards, and expose their breasts for all males (and some females) to look at. The ho stretch reaches maximum potential (or "wordhotential/word") when the ribs are scratched.

1. would she stop performing the ho stretch already! Im pitchin a massive tent in my pants.
2. Oh man her breasts are so nice, i can tell by that ho stretch she just did.

Ho stretch by noodles April 2, 2003

hizouse 

See "house"

hizouse by Noodles February 19, 2003

wanghandler 

1) One who masturbates. Jack
2) An Idiot or fool
3) Asshat

1: "DUR HURR HURR HURR"
2: "Dude, you're such a fucking wanghandler."

wanghandler by Noodles February 19, 2003

elite 

High quality, upper class, superior, fine, above average, great, wonderful, sinfully good, not an asshat, skillful, wonderful, wizzunderful

Those were some elite moves, my friend.
When I kicked those guys asses handily?
Yes.

elite by Noodles February 19, 2003