1 definition by Nick Callies

The point where you can't do anything right. At this time your existence is pointless. You are a failure and will always be a failure.
If you score lower on a test than a class of retarded 4th graders, you are an epic failure.

Also includes: Falling off of your house, running into a wall, Trex, trying to look good in winter clothing.
by Nick Callies April 30, 2008
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