9 definitions by MyVeinyMeat

Tic Tac Dick

When you have a small penis about the size of a tic tac. People suffering from Tic Tac Dick often blame society for their lack of shlong and thus take it out on everyone as a result.

"Oh don't worry about what he says about you. His ex said he has a serious case of Tic Tac Dick.

by MyVeinyMeat June 26, 2022

Overnight Chode

When someone that you have been friends with suddenly becomes a chode. Like they just woke up one day and decided to be a giant dick.

"Oh yeah man, he used to be cool in high school but he became an overnight chode."

by MyVeinyMeat February 15, 2022

Overnight Chode

A guy or girl who was once cool as fuck but seemingly turned into a dick smoke over night. This usually occurs for no reason.

Fuckin James used to the coolest mf ever until last month he became an overnight chode.

by MyVeinyMeat February 14, 2022

2-D

Two Dimensional - Lacking depth, superficial.

People that are shallow and only see things their way. Incapable of seeing things any other way. A lot of people are 2D people living in a 3D world. They just can't comprehend it.

"Of course she only cares about looks and money she's 2-D bro."

"Sucks they passed on you for the job, HR is full of 2-D's."

by MyVeinyMeat June 24, 2022

Lovejoy

Based off of California woman Diana Lovejoy, who faked passing out when she was found guilty for murder. This is when you are in an uncomfortable situation so you fake passing out or something equally crazy to get out of the situation. It is the final form of flaking out.

"We were in the middle of dinner and she told me she had 4 kids so I had to hit her with the ol Lovejoy. Sucks, she was hot."

by MyVeinyMeat March 2, 2022

Butt Putt

The insertion of a golf putter handle into one's anus. You then stand over the ball and wiggle your hips to hit the ball towards the hole. First one to sink it wins the hole.

"I got shit all over the handle of my putter from when we played butt putt last week."

by MyVeinyMeat November 16, 2020

Powder Pussy

Someone who is afraid of any snow/ice on the road. No matter how small the amount the powder pussy will schedule off work and hide in his/her domicile until that shit gets fucked.

Snowed 1/2 an inch last night and fuckin Steve won't leave his house for a week. What a complete powder pussy.

by MyVeinyMeat February 4, 2022