10 definitions by MrZero

Grip and Grunt

Whilst dropping a deuce, one gripping the corner of a bathtub or sink and grunting out a loaf.

Yesterday I had to Grip and Grunt my way through dropping the kids off at the pool... thank god the sink is right by the toilet.

by MrZero July 12, 2009

HOV

Human Occupied Vagina. Aka a pregnant lady.

I want to bang jen now that she has a hov, no fear of pregnancy!

by MrZero September 20, 2011

HookahGook

The sticky gook left on your fingers from putting shisha in a hookah bowl.

I hate putting the shisha in because of all the hookahgook I get on my fingers.

by MrZero May 17, 2010

Stapes

Slang for staples.

I need some stapes to hold these pages together

by MrZero December 10, 2009

Backup Dick

When a girl keeps a guy-friend around incase her current relationship goes wrong, she always has some dick.

Stew and I are kinda rocky right know, how you been backup dick?

by MrZero May 5, 2009

Muff Muter

The female version of cock blocking. When one girl cock blocks another girl.

As Jan was trying to seal the deal with Stew, Jennifer acted like a Muff Muter by walking by and saying "Glad to see the herpes aren't flaring up as much."

by MrZero May 18, 2009

Draft Pick

The first choice you would make about something, like a first draft pick in fantasy football.

"But I'm in love with someone else, doesn't that bother you?" -girl

"Well obviously that wasn't my draft pick" -guy

by MrZero August 24, 2010