Morbidia's definitions

trench coats

Long coats that only look good on certain people (Peter Murhpy). Unfortunately, almost everyone you see wearing a trench coat is a really ugly acne-faced video gamer.

"Mommy, why is that scary man wearing a big coat? He scares me!"

"Don't mind him, Jimmy, he's harmless. He'll beat you at Halo, but that's about it."

by Morbidia June 5, 2005

jealous

When one becomes envious of others, usually the others being their "friends" and they are usually envious because their friends are secure and they are not. The often deny being jealous.

Camille is jealous of Suzanne because Suzanne has had he same boyfriend for over a year, and Camille has too much acne to be in a relationship.

One day, Camille's parents gave her a car. Camille bragged about it to Suzanne, but Suzanne didn't really give a shit because Suzanne wasn't dependant on her parents.

by Morbidia June 4, 2005

anime nerd

Liking anime isn't so bad, but it is if all you ever do is talk about anime, read manga, and act like you're a 6-year-old in need of a baby-sitter. These people generally hang out in groups at lunch and discuss anime and manga while talking in childish made-up voices. Some of them try to stand out by wearing clothes from Hot Topic so they can be neo-nerds. They also usually take web design/graphic design classes and become teacher's pets to the teachers who are into technology. It's a sad concept indeed.

Joe: "That girl with the acne and trench coat asked me out. She looks kind of cute when she wears eyeliner. What should I say?"

Responsible Friend: "Dude, Joe, don't do it. That chick's an anime nerd. She's a VFL."

Joe: "Oh, ew! Shit! Thanks for telling me, Responsible Friend!"

Responsible Friend: "Anytime."

by Morbidia June 4, 2005

junior

An 11th grade student in high school who generally sticks by the seniors instead of looking up to them, and of course, looks down upon the immature dramatic freshman/sophomores.

Joey is a junior who doesn't have to stress over graduation, nor does he have to be surrounded by annoying freshman/sophomores. Woo hoo.

by Morbidia July 16, 2008

stalker whore

A girl, typically in high school, who claims she has a stalker or two, when really she's just confused in the head. Basically, this is the kind of girl who will never get laid but likes to pretend that guys are all over her when they're not. Generally annoying.

Dumbass: "Oh my god, that guy is totally stalking me, teehee!"

Me: "Shut up, Mina, you've never had a boyfriend in your life and you're never going to get laid."

Dumbass: "You're just jealous!"

Me: "I have a boyfriend and I'm not ugly, so no, I'm not jealous. Get your head out of your ass."

by Morbidia June 4, 2005

myspace

A website a bunch of your friends begged you to join, so you joined it and became completely addicted. However, after about a month or so, you finally realized that even though you had thousands of friends added, you're still a loser. You tried to take pictures of your half-nude self with the camera at a shitty angle so you could get more comments, but it just wasn't working. Even after you edited out your acne and moles, you still weren't being satisfied with the attention you craved.

You eventually deleted your account because you decided you want to graduate high school with some dignity.

Some annoying freshman left a comment in my blog telling me about how her high school drop-out friend was way cooler than I'll ever be. Laughing, I deleted my MySpace account. The next day, a friend asked me why I deleted the account, and low and behold, the shit-eating freshman was standing right next to her and looking at me as if she was worthy of an answer as well.

Do yourself a favor. Delete your MySpace.

by Morbidia June 4, 2005

aim chatroom

A very annoying place to be, but people constantly visit them because they're bored. 70% are bots, 20% are people who forgot they were in the chatroom, and 10% are trolls who laugh at you whenever you make a typo or say something they don't agree with.

Christina commited suicide after spending 15 minutes in an AIM chatroom.

by Morbidia June 4, 2005