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The teeny-bopper's Nickelodeon version of the MTV Music Awards. Usually the artists featured on the show feel degrated as soon as they walk on stage, so they nervously remind all the little children in the crowd to floss their teeth.
by Morbidia June 5, 2005
Get the kid's choice awards mug.A word used by teenagers to describe other teenagers; usually to make themselves feel more secure about themselves. Apparently if a teen can spot a "poser", they're automatically cool.
1. "Oh my god, tell that girl to remove her Anarchy shirt. If she believed in Anarchy, she wouldn't be at school! What a poser!"
2. "That girl is wearing fairy wings, and you know, since Hot Topic sells fairy stuff, that means that fairies represent the underground punk sub-culture, therefor that girl is a POSER! You hear that, poser!? You can't wear fairy wings! You're not punk!"
3. "That girl says she's gothic, yet she has never heard of the band Bauhaus. What a poser! She's just another wrist-slicing attention whore poser!"
4. "You dyed your hair black! Poser!"
5. "Wow, Jessica. You should really stop calling people posers to make yourself feel better. It's only making you look bad. No wonder you have no friends."
2. "That girl is wearing fairy wings, and you know, since Hot Topic sells fairy stuff, that means that fairies represent the underground punk sub-culture, therefor that girl is a POSER! You hear that, poser!? You can't wear fairy wings! You're not punk!"
3. "That girl says she's gothic, yet she has never heard of the band Bauhaus. What a poser! She's just another wrist-slicing attention whore poser!"
4. "You dyed your hair black! Poser!"
5. "Wow, Jessica. You should really stop calling people posers to make yourself feel better. It's only making you look bad. No wonder you have no friends."
by Morbidia July 18, 2008
Get the poser mug.One who thinks just because they're a year older than freshman, that means they're "the shit". Generally just as whiney and immature as a freshman.
Sophomore Lisa: Hey guys, I'm a sophomore now! Aren't these new freshman like, TOTALLY annoying!?
Seniors James & Miranda: Uh... We'll be over here...
Seniors James & Miranda: Uh... We'll be over here...
by Morbidia June 2, 2005
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Get the wonderbra mug.An old game that involves eating an animal cracker (sometimes the frosted kind) off of any part of another person's unclothed body. Usually played in a small group, but I doubt anyone plays this game anymore. It was basically a cheap way at getting intimate with other people.
1. Sheryl and John played the animal cracker game after school... I guess they can't afford canned whipped cream.
2. Jessica was in a group that played the animal cracker game Saturday night, what a whore!
2. Jessica was in a group that played the animal cracker game Saturday night, what a whore!
by Morbidia June 2, 2005
Get the animal cracker game mug.The kid in high school who's parents paid everything for. Generally having poor grades, driving a nice car as if he earned it, hitting on all the slutty girls and getting attention because of his sell-out style and flashy white teeth.
There goes that shit-faced jock in his red sports car again. Probably just got back from another AIDS-infested party.
by Morbidia June 2, 2005
Get the jock mug.A very annoying place to be, but people constantly visit them because they're bored. 70% are bots, 20% are people who forgot they were in the chatroom, and 10% are trolls who laugh at you whenever you make a typo or say something they don't agree with.
by Morbidia June 4, 2005
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