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Avril Lavigne

A pop singer who hates her music being called "pop" even though that's what it is. If you look at the credits on her albums, you will see that she had other guitarists play FOR her. She's a fraud of saying (and I quote) "My music is NOT pop. It's rock with a punk feel." Also, if you've ever seen her music video for "Complicated", you'll notice that the entire video and song is enitrely hypocritical.
Avril is a liar. Damn those Canadians!
by Morbidia July 15, 2008
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attention whore

The fat girl at school who dyes her hair neon pink and purple, wears pink and purple fishnet, talks as loud as she can, eats as much as she can, and says "hi" to everybody, even people who hate her. Never shuts up about the fact that she has a pool in her backyard, and cries when there's nobody around to talk to.
Wow, that fat girl is really annoying. What an attention whore.
by Morbidia June 4, 2005
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jealous

When one becomes envious of others, usually the others being their "friends" and they are usually envious because their friends are secure and they are not. The often deny being jealous.
Camille is jealous of Suzanne because Suzanne has had he same boyfriend for over a year, and Camille has too much acne to be in a relationship.

One day, Camille's parents gave her a car. Camille bragged about it to Suzanne, but Suzanne didn't really give a shit because Suzanne wasn't dependant on her parents.
by Morbidia June 4, 2005
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aim chatroom

A very annoying place to be, but people constantly visit them because they're bored. 70% are bots, 20% are people who forgot they were in the chatroom, and 10% are trolls who laugh at you whenever you make a typo or say something they don't agree with.
Christina commited suicide after spending 15 minutes in an AIM chatroom.
by Morbidia June 4, 2005
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high school drama

You know when you best friend talks shit behind your back and then gets a group of ignorant freshman to join in so that there's this secret army of hatred against you? Yeah, that's high school drama.
Sandy's ex-best friend still talks trash behind her back even though they stopped hanging out a year ago. Ironically enough, Sandy will be going to a university after high school, whereas her ex-best friend will be going to a community college AND will still be living with her parents.

Score.
by Morbidia June 4, 2005
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jock

The kid in high school who's parents paid everything for. Generally having poor grades, driving a nice car as if he earned it, hitting on all the slutty girls and getting attention because of his sell-out style and flashy white teeth.
There goes that shit-faced jock in his red sports car again. Probably just got back from another AIDS-infested party.
by Morbidia June 2, 2005
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animal cracker game

An old game that involves eating an animal cracker (sometimes the frosted kind) off of any part of another person's unclothed body. Usually played in a small group, but I doubt anyone plays this game anymore. It was basically a cheap way at getting intimate with other people.
1. Sheryl and John played the animal cracker game after school... I guess they can't afford canned whipped cream.

2. Jessica was in a group that played the animal cracker game Saturday night, what a whore!
by Morbidia June 2, 2005
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