29 definitions by Morbidia
One who thinks just because they're a year older than freshman, that means they're "the shit". Generally just as whiney and immature as a freshman.
Sophomore Lisa: Hey guys, I'm a sophomore now! Aren't these new freshman like, TOTALLY annoying!?
Seniors James & Miranda: Uh... We'll be over here...
Seniors James & Miranda: Uh... We'll be over here...
by Morbidia May 29, 2005
Basically a caffenated version of 7Up mixed with lemonade. Contrary to popular belief, Yellow 5 (the dye used to color the soda yellow) does not make your testicles shrink, but it does slightly lower your sperm count for about an hour or two after drinking.
Brittany wouldn't shut up about how her boyfriend was using Mountain Dew as a form of birth control. Now she's a 14-year-old mother.
by Morbidia May 30, 2005
The kid in high school who's parents paid everything for. Generally having poor grades, driving a nice car as if he earned it, hitting on all the slutty girls and getting attention because of his sell-out style and flashy white teeth.
There goes that shit-faced jock in his red sports car again. Probably just got back from another AIDS-infested party.
by Morbidia May 29, 2005
Liking anime isn't so bad, but it is if all you ever do is talk about anime, read manga, and act like you're a 6-year-old in need of a baby-sitter. These people generally hang out in groups at lunch and discuss anime and manga while talking in childish made-up voices. Some of them try to stand out by wearing clothes from Hot Topic so they can be neo-nerds. They also usually take web design/graphic design classes and become teacher's pets to the teachers who are into technology. It's a sad concept indeed.
Joe: "That girl with the acne and trench coat asked me out. She looks kind of cute when she wears eyeliner. What should I say?"
Responsible Friend: "Dude, Joe, don't do it. That chick's an anime nerd. She's a VFL."
Joe: "Oh, ew! Shit! Thanks for telling me, Responsible Friend!"
Responsible Friend: "Anytime."
Responsible Friend: "Dude, Joe, don't do it. That chick's an anime nerd. She's a VFL."
Joe: "Oh, ew! Shit! Thanks for telling me, Responsible Friend!"
Responsible Friend: "Anytime."
by Morbidia May 30, 2005
You know when you best friend talks shit behind your back and then gets a group of ignorant freshman to join in so that there's this secret army of hatred against you? Yeah, that's high school drama.
Sandy's ex-best friend still talks trash behind her back even though they stopped hanging out a year ago. Ironically enough, Sandy will be going to a university after high school, whereas her ex-best friend will be going to a community college AND will still be living with her parents.
Score.
Score.
by Morbidia May 30, 2005
A very annoying place to be, but people constantly visit them because they're bored. 70% are bots, 20% are people who forgot they were in the chatroom, and 10% are trolls who laugh at you whenever you make a typo or say something they don't agree with.
by Morbidia May 30, 2005
A word used by teenagers to describe other teenagers; usually to make themselves feel more secure about themselves. Apparently if a teen can spot a "poser", they're automatically cool.
1. "Oh my god, tell that girl to remove her Anarchy shirt. If she believed in Anarchy, she wouldn't be at school! What a poser!"
2. "That girl is wearing fairy wings, and you know, since Hot Topic sells fairy stuff, that means that fairies represent the underground punk sub-culture, therefor that girl is a POSER! You hear that, poser!? You can't wear fairy wings! You're not punk!"
3. "That girl says she's gothic, yet she has never heard of the band Bauhaus. What a poser! She's just another wrist-slicing attention whore poser!"
4. "You dyed your hair black! Poser!"
5. "Wow, Jessica. You should really stop calling people posers to make yourself feel better. It's only making you look bad. No wonder you have no friends."
2. "That girl is wearing fairy wings, and you know, since Hot Topic sells fairy stuff, that means that fairies represent the underground punk sub-culture, therefor that girl is a POSER! You hear that, poser!? You can't wear fairy wings! You're not punk!"
3. "That girl says she's gothic, yet she has never heard of the band Bauhaus. What a poser! She's just another wrist-slicing attention whore poser!"
4. "You dyed your hair black! Poser!"
5. "Wow, Jessica. You should really stop calling people posers to make yourself feel better. It's only making you look bad. No wonder you have no friends."
by Morbidia May 29, 2005