Morbidia's definitions

the shining

A great book by Stephen King, but about 95% of the assholes who have only seen the movie don't have a damned clue that Stephen King wrote the book, let alone the fact that it was based on a book.

In the book, the dad doesn't kill Hallorann (the black cook), Hallorann escapes with the mom and her son Danny, and the dad dies in an explosion inside the building. There is no scene with the trycicle and the two girls, nor is there a "Here's Johnny!" scene. Get over it.

Jane thought she knew everything until she realized that The Shining was a way better book than it was a movie.

by Morbidia June 5, 2005

junior

An 11th grade student in high school who generally sticks by the seniors instead of looking up to them, and of course, looks down upon the immature dramatic freshman/sophomores.

Joey is a junior who doesn't have to stress over graduation, nor does he have to be surrounded by annoying freshman/sophomores. Woo hoo.

by Morbidia July 16, 2008

anime nerd

Liking anime isn't so bad, but it is if all you ever do is talk about anime, read manga, and act like you're a 6-year-old in need of a baby-sitter. These people generally hang out in groups at lunch and discuss anime and manga while talking in childish made-up voices. Some of them try to stand out by wearing clothes from Hot Topic so they can be neo-nerds. They also usually take web design/graphic design classes and become teacher's pets to the teachers who are into technology. It's a sad concept indeed.

Joe: "That girl with the acne and trench coat asked me out. She looks kind of cute when she wears eyeliner. What should I say?"

Responsible Friend: "Dude, Joe, don't do it. That chick's an anime nerd. She's a VFL."

Joe: "Oh, ew! Shit! Thanks for telling me, Responsible Friend!"

Responsible Friend: "Anytime."

by Morbidia June 4, 2005

jealous

When one becomes envious of others, usually the others being their "friends" and they are usually envious because their friends are secure and they are not. The often deny being jealous.

Camille is jealous of Suzanne because Suzanne has had he same boyfriend for over a year, and Camille has too much acne to be in a relationship.

One day, Camille's parents gave her a car. Camille bragged about it to Suzanne, but Suzanne didn't really give a shit because Suzanne wasn't dependant on her parents.

by Morbidia June 4, 2005

jock

The kid in high school who's parents paid everything for. Generally having poor grades, driving a nice car as if he earned it, hitting on all the slutty girls and getting attention because of his sell-out style and flashy white teeth.

There goes that shit-faced jock in his red sports car again. Probably just got back from another AIDS-infested party.

by Morbidia June 2, 2005

animal cracker game

An old game that involves eating an animal cracker (sometimes the frosted kind) off of any part of another person's unclothed body. Usually played in a small group, but I doubt anyone plays this game anymore. It was basically a cheap way at getting intimate with other people.

1. Sheryl and John played the animal cracker game after school... I guess they can't afford canned whipped cream.

2. Jessica was in a group that played the animal cracker game Saturday night, what a whore!

by Morbidia June 2, 2005

kid's choice awards

The teeny-bopper's Nickelodeon version of the MTV Music Awards. Usually the artists featured on the show feel degrated as soon as they walk on stage, so they nervously remind all the little children in the crowd to floss their teeth.

"Yo I'm gonna floss my teeth because Nelly told me to on Kid's Choice Awards!"

by Morbidia June 5, 2005