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Liking anime isn't so bad, but it is if all you ever do is talk about anime, read manga, and act like you're a 6-year-old in need of a baby-sitter. These people generally hang out in groups at lunch and discuss anime and manga while talking in childish made-up voices. Some of them try to stand out by wearing clothes from Hot Topic so they can be neo-nerds. They also usually take web design/graphic design classes and become teacher's pets to the teachers who are into technology. It's a sad concept indeed.
Joe: "That girl with the acne and trench coat asked me out. She looks kind of cute when she wears eyeliner. What should I say?"
Responsible Friend: "Dude, Joe, don't do it. That chick's an anime nerd. She's a VFL."
Joe: "Oh, ew! Shit! Thanks for telling me, Responsible Friend!"
Responsible Friend: "Anytime."
Responsible Friend: "Dude, Joe, don't do it. That chick's an anime nerd. She's a VFL."
Joe: "Oh, ew! Shit! Thanks for telling me, Responsible Friend!"
Responsible Friend: "Anytime."
by Morbidia June 4, 2005
Get the anime nerd mug.Usually a female on MySpace who goes nights without sleep just so she can post comments, bullitens, and pictures. She will often skip homework so she can be on MySpace, and naturally gets on it once she's at school. She'll generally have over 1000 friends because she'll be posting really slutty pictures of herself and pictures where you can't see her face and she isn't smiling. Generally has the same taste in music as everyone else on MySpace and is constantly threatening to delete her MySpace account because she's begging for attention.
MySpace whores will never survive after they graduate.
Kelly the MySpace whore doesn't have a job even though she's 25.
Kelly the MySpace whore doesn't have a job even though she's 25.
by Morbidia June 4, 2005
Get the myspace whore mug.A girl, typically in high school, who claims she has a stalker or two, when really she's just confused in the head. Basically, this is the kind of girl who will never get laid but likes to pretend that guys are all over her when they're not. Generally annoying.
Dumbass: "Oh my god, that guy is totally stalking me, teehee!"
Me: "Shut up, Mina, you've never had a boyfriend in your life and you're never going to get laid."
Dumbass: "You're just jealous!"
Me: "I have a boyfriend and I'm not ugly, so no, I'm not jealous. Get your head out of your ass."
Me: "Shut up, Mina, you've never had a boyfriend in your life and you're never going to get laid."
Dumbass: "You're just jealous!"
Me: "I have a boyfriend and I'm not ugly, so no, I'm not jealous. Get your head out of your ass."
by Morbidia June 4, 2005
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by Morbidia June 4, 2005
Get the attention whore mug.The teeny-bopper's Nickelodeon version of the MTV Music Awards. Usually the artists featured on the show feel degrated as soon as they walk on stage, so they nervously remind all the little children in the crowd to floss their teeth.
by Morbidia June 5, 2005
Get the kid's choice awards mug."Virgin For Life". Typically the boys wear tighty whities, long white socks, and video game-themed shirts. The girls wear Invader Zim shirts and carry around manga books.
Anime nerds are automatic VFLs, unless they find a fellow anime nerd who will screw them while they roleplay as Pikachu and Sailor Moon.
by Morbidia June 4, 2005
Get the VFL mug.A word used by teenagers to describe other teenagers; usually to make themselves feel more secure about themselves. Apparently if a teen can spot a "poser", they're automatically cool.
1. "Oh my god, tell that girl to remove her Anarchy shirt. If she believed in Anarchy, she wouldn't be at school! What a poser!"
2. "That girl is wearing fairy wings, and you know, since Hot Topic sells fairy stuff, that means that fairies represent the underground punk sub-culture, therefor that girl is a POSER! You hear that, poser!? You can't wear fairy wings! You're not punk!"
3. "That girl says she's gothic, yet she has never heard of the band Bauhaus. What a poser! She's just another wrist-slicing attention whore poser!"
4. "You dyed your hair black! Poser!"
5. "Wow, Jessica. You should really stop calling people posers to make yourself feel better. It's only making you look bad. No wonder you have no friends."
2. "That girl is wearing fairy wings, and you know, since Hot Topic sells fairy stuff, that means that fairies represent the underground punk sub-culture, therefor that girl is a POSER! You hear that, poser!? You can't wear fairy wings! You're not punk!"
3. "That girl says she's gothic, yet she has never heard of the band Bauhaus. What a poser! She's just another wrist-slicing attention whore poser!"
4. "You dyed your hair black! Poser!"
5. "Wow, Jessica. You should really stop calling people posers to make yourself feel better. It's only making you look bad. No wonder you have no friends."
by Morbidia July 18, 2008
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