Morbidia's definitions

rootin' tootin' raspberry

An offensive term used for someone who has so much acne on their face, they have no regular skin left.

Cindy gave her rootin' tootin' raspberry friend a bottle of Clearasil for Christmas.

by Morbidia June 4, 2005

myspace whore

Usually a female on MySpace who goes nights without sleep just so she can post comments, bullitens, and pictures. She will often skip homework so she can be on MySpace, and naturally gets on it once she's at school. She'll generally have over 1000 friends because she'll be posting really slutty pictures of herself and pictures where you can't see her face and she isn't smiling. Generally has the same taste in music as everyone else on MySpace and is constantly threatening to delete her MySpace account because she's begging for attention.

MySpace whores will never survive after they graduate.

Kelly the MySpace whore doesn't have a job even though she's 25.

by Morbidia June 4, 2005

love pictures

Pictures found under the definition of "love" in Urban Dictionary. Usually they're of disgusting couples making out, and in a few months from now they'll be broken up and wondering why they EVER posted those butt-ugly photos on UD.

Gross, I did NOT want to see that acne-faced couple making out. I think I'd rather eat my own vomit.

by Morbidia June 5, 2005

stalker whore

A girl, typically in high school, who claims she has a stalker or two, when really she's just confused in the head. Basically, this is the kind of girl who will never get laid but likes to pretend that guys are all over her when they're not. Generally annoying.

Dumbass: "Oh my god, that guy is totally stalking me, teehee!"

Me: "Shut up, Mina, you've never had a boyfriend in your life and you're never going to get laid."

Dumbass: "You're just jealous!"

Me: "I have a boyfriend and I'm not ugly, so no, I'm not jealous. Get your head out of your ass."

by Morbidia June 4, 2005

trench coats

Long coats that only look good on certain people (Peter Murhpy). Unfortunately, almost everyone you see wearing a trench coat is a really ugly acne-faced video gamer.

"Mommy, why is that scary man wearing a big coat? He scares me!"

"Don't mind him, Jimmy, he's harmless. He'll beat you at Halo, but that's about it."

by Morbidia June 5, 2005

AIM addict

Have you ever gone to a friend's house and you can't even carry on a conversation with them because they're busy talking on AIM for hours to about 20 people at once? That's an AIM addict.

I deleted my AIM a few years after I downloaded it because it was fucking stupid. Unfortunately, I regret introducing my friend to it because now she's never off it. We're not friends anymore.

by Morbidia June 4, 2005

VFL

"Virgin For Life". Typically the boys wear tighty whities, long white socks, and video game-themed shirts. The girls wear Invader Zim shirts and carry around manga books.

Anime nerds are automatic VFLs, unless they find a fellow anime nerd who will screw them while they roleplay as Pikachu and Sailor Moon.

by Morbidia June 4, 2005