"Virgin For Life". Typically the boys wear tighty whities, long white socks, and video game-themed shirts. The girls wear Invader Zim shirts and carry around manga books.
Anime nerds are automatic VFLs, unless they find a fellow anime nerd who will screw them while they roleplay as Pikachu and Sailor Moon.
by Morbidia May 30, 2005
A pop singer who hates her music being called "pop" even though that's what it is. If you look at the credits on her albums, you will see that she had other guitarists play FOR her. She's a fraud of saying (and I quote) "My music is NOT pop. It's rock with a punk feel." Also, if you've ever seen her music video for "Complicated", you'll notice that the entire video and song is enitrely hypocritical.
by Morbidia May 20, 2005
The fat girl at school who dyes her hair neon pink and purple, wears pink and purple fishnet, talks as loud as she can, eats as much as she can, and says "hi" to everybody, even people who hate her. Never shuts up about the fact that she has a pool in her backyard, and cries when there's nobody around to talk to.
by Morbidia May 30, 2005
Liking anime isn't so bad, but it is if all you ever do is talk about anime, read manga, and act like you're a 6-year-old in need of a baby-sitter. These people generally hang out in groups at lunch and discuss anime and manga while talking in childish made-up voices. Some of them try to stand out by wearing clothes from Hot Topic so they can be neo-nerds. They also usually take web design/graphic design classes and become teacher's pets to the teachers who are into technology. It's a sad concept indeed.
Joe: "That girl with the acne and trench coat asked me out. She looks kind of cute when she wears eyeliner. What should I say?"
Responsible Friend: "Dude, Joe, don't do it. That chick's an anime nerd. She's a VFL."
Joe: "Oh, ew! Shit! Thanks for telling me, Responsible Friend!"
Responsible Friend: "Anytime."
Responsible Friend: "Dude, Joe, don't do it. That chick's an anime nerd. She's a VFL."
Joe: "Oh, ew! Shit! Thanks for telling me, Responsible Friend!"
Responsible Friend: "Anytime."
by Morbidia May 30, 2005
You know when you best friend talks shit behind your back and then gets a group of ignorant freshman to join in so that there's this secret army of hatred against you? Yeah, that's high school drama.
Sandy's ex-best friend still talks trash behind her back even though they stopped hanging out a year ago. Ironically enough, Sandy will be going to a university after high school, whereas her ex-best friend will be going to a community college AND will still be living with her parents.
Score.
Score.
by Morbidia May 30, 2005
The kid in high school who's parents paid everything for. Generally having poor grades, driving a nice car as if he earned it, hitting on all the slutty girls and getting attention because of his sell-out style and flashy white teeth.
There goes that shit-faced jock in his red sports car again. Probably just got back from another AIDS-infested party.
by Morbidia May 29, 2005
Usually a female on MySpace who goes nights without sleep just so she can post comments, bullitens, and pictures. She will often skip homework so she can be on MySpace, and naturally gets on it once she's at school. She'll generally have over 1000 friends because she'll be posting really slutty pictures of herself and pictures where you can't see her face and she isn't smiling. Generally has the same taste in music as everyone else on MySpace and is constantly threatening to delete her MySpace account because she's begging for attention.
MySpace whores will never survive after they graduate.
Kelly the MySpace whore doesn't have a job even though she's 25.
Kelly the MySpace whore doesn't have a job even though she's 25.
by Morbidia May 30, 2005