Morbidia's definitions

the shining

A great book by Stephen King, but about 95% of the assholes who have only seen the movie don't have a damned clue that Stephen King wrote the book, let alone the fact that it was based on a book.

In the book, the dad doesn't kill Hallorann (the black cook), Hallorann escapes with the mom and her son Danny, and the dad dies in an explosion inside the building. There is no scene with the trycicle and the two girls, nor is there a "Here's Johnny!" scene. Get over it.

Jane thought she knew everything until she realized that The Shining was a way better book than it was a movie.

by Morbidia June 5, 2005

myspace whore

Usually a female on MySpace who goes nights without sleep just so she can post comments, bullitens, and pictures. She will often skip homework so she can be on MySpace, and naturally gets on it once she's at school. She'll generally have over 1000 friends because she'll be posting really slutty pictures of herself and pictures where you can't see her face and she isn't smiling. Generally has the same taste in music as everyone else on MySpace and is constantly threatening to delete her MySpace account because she's begging for attention.

MySpace whores will never survive after they graduate.

Kelly the MySpace whore doesn't have a job even though she's 25.

by Morbidia June 4, 2005

love pictures

Pictures found under the definition of "love" in Urban Dictionary. Usually they're of disgusting couples making out, and in a few months from now they'll be broken up and wondering why they EVER posted those butt-ugly photos on UD.

Gross, I did NOT want to see that acne-faced couple making out. I think I'd rather eat my own vomit.

by Morbidia June 5, 2005

junior

An 11th grade student in high school who generally sticks by the seniors instead of looking up to them, and of course, looks down upon the immature dramatic freshman/sophomores.

Joey is a junior who doesn't have to stress over graduation, nor does he have to be surrounded by annoying freshman/sophomores. Woo hoo.

by Morbidia July 16, 2008

anime nerd

Liking anime isn't so bad, but it is if all you ever do is talk about anime, read manga, and act like you're a 6-year-old in need of a baby-sitter. These people generally hang out in groups at lunch and discuss anime and manga while talking in childish made-up voices. Some of them try to stand out by wearing clothes from Hot Topic so they can be neo-nerds. They also usually take web design/graphic design classes and become teacher's pets to the teachers who are into technology. It's a sad concept indeed.

Joe: "That girl with the acne and trench coat asked me out. She looks kind of cute when she wears eyeliner. What should I say?"

Responsible Friend: "Dude, Joe, don't do it. That chick's an anime nerd. She's a VFL."

Joe: "Oh, ew! Shit! Thanks for telling me, Responsible Friend!"

Responsible Friend: "Anytime."

by Morbidia June 4, 2005

kid's choice awards

The teeny-bopper's Nickelodeon version of the MTV Music Awards. Usually the artists featured on the show feel degrated as soon as they walk on stage, so they nervously remind all the little children in the crowd to floss their teeth.

"Yo I'm gonna floss my teeth because Nelly told me to on Kid's Choice Awards!"

by Morbidia June 5, 2005

VFL

"Virgin For Life". Typically the boys wear tighty whities, long white socks, and video game-themed shirts. The girls wear Invader Zim shirts and carry around manga books.

Anime nerds are automatic VFLs, unless they find a fellow anime nerd who will screw them while they roleplay as Pikachu and Sailor Moon.

by Morbidia June 4, 2005