3 definitions by Moonwtrash
Fat nipples. Mainly for a man. That are pronounced thru an average t-shirt. Hence why they get noticed.
by Moonwtrash September 8, 2023
Any clingy drunk at the bar who insures your misery by talking your ear off about the most inane shit you can imagine. Excuse yourself to the bathroom and leave them talking to your friends.
"Oh, shit. Here comes Kelly. Can't wait to listen to that barnacle talk about used Telecasters for 6 hours. Pardon me, I have to go to the bathroom."
by Moonwtrash October 13, 2008
Not being able to move/stand because there is a happy cat on your lap/body. Usually because the cat being on you is a rare occurrence.
I'd gladly get you a beer, but this here cat has got me purrlized! I'm surprised it's been sitting here this long!
by Moonwtrash September 8, 2023