4 definitions by Montucky Man
A humorous name for Great Falls, Montana. Often used by teens going to either CMR or Great Falls Highschool who would rather live in Bozeman or Missoula. G Funk is best known for its Military Airforce Base (Malmstrom AFB), its dams on the Missouri River, and the city's general lack of charm. The word G Funk is often used alonside "Montucky"; a funny name for rural Montana. As in "G Funk, Montucky".
Teen: "Dad, why do we have to live in f*cking G Funk, Montucky?!"
Dad: "We didn't get to choose, buddy. I'm in the Airforce and this is the base they're sending us to. Besides, it's so close to the mountains!"
Teen: "Then why not live in the f*cking mountains?"
Dad: "ugh..." *slap!*
Dad: "We didn't get to choose, buddy. I'm in the Airforce and this is the base they're sending us to. Besides, it's so close to the mountains!"
Teen: "Then why not live in the f*cking mountains?"
Dad: "ugh..." *slap!*
by Montucky Man July 22, 2018
Missoula is a city in North Western Montana. Here they are famous for being the main site of many local companies such as HI-Country Jerky and Big Sky Brewing Co. (the maker of Moose Drool and Scape Goat beers), as well as the University of Montana (Grizzlies Football) and an overwhelmingly large population of hippies and other such Anti-Logging/Hunting activists.
Yeah we went to Missoula last week to see the University of Montana Grizzlies play against the Bozeman Bobcats in football. Then we went to Big Sky Brewing Co. and got super drunk on Moose Drool beer!
by Montucky Man July 22, 2018
Charles Marrion Russell Highschool in Great Falls, Montana. Otherwise known as the worst school in the history of all schools!
by Montucky Man July 22, 2018
When a 13 year old boy is using his mom's laptop to watch porn, but doesn't know how to use an Incognito Tab on google. So he looks up a to of random crap to cover up what he did on the search history.
by Montucky Man July 22, 2018