6 definitions by Misterstitches
A fun social activity to be played in public in which the competitors alternate turns each round, reciting the word “midgey” at increasingly louder volumes until all but one participant backs out or all participants are shouting at the top of their lungs. Comparable to the penis game.
by Misterstitches November 22, 2019
A phrase that is randomly uttered at arbitrary times with an unclear definition. Generally stated as a way of mocking one’s peer or indicating success of one form or another.
“Yo bro i just got a 75 after studying 13 hours for my useless spanish exam”
“Oooooooo, find it find it, come ooooooonnnn”
“Oooooooo, find it find it, come ooooooonnnn”
by Misterstitches November 22, 2019
When one drops a nuke in the bathroom, and a dime sized trace amount of turd incidentally dribbles onto the toilet seat cover and is left to sit overnight, much to the shock and horror of the other tenants.
God I love when I wake up for class and my roommate left me a sexy potty topper to gobble up in the morning.
by Misterstitches November 22, 2019
A derogatory term used to refer to a midget. Often used in a sexual manner, implying a desire to expose one’s genitalia.
by Misterstitches November 22, 2019
When a potty topper (small dime sized poop niblet left to rot on one’s toilet seat cover overnight) eventually dries up and ejects from the toilet seat cover only to remain on the floor for the foreseeable future shriveling into a small dry ball a la a grape becoming a raisin
“Hey man I saw your gnarly potty topper the other day, classy move to bite the bullet and sanitize the area.”
“Nah bro you trippin, check the back left over by the pipes, we got a grade A groundie in this bitch.”
“Nah bro you trippin, check the back left over by the pipes, we got a grade A groundie in this bitch.”
by Misterstitches December 5, 2019
When an average at best shawty, no higher than a 5.4 but no lower than a 2.8, comes over and blows you twice in one day while you suck on and fondle her titties, only for her to immediately cut off all contact with you and refuse to acknowledge your texts.
Yo bro this slut came over and sucked my massive horse cock twice in one day while I stimulated her via the breast, now shes gone AWOL.
Damn bro, I think you're getting sammed.
Damn bro, I think you're getting sammed.
by Misterstitches November 22, 2019