Merrily McCarthy's definitions

shitz n giggles

Just because I don't care and laughter for the fun of it!

I don't mean nothing by it, it's just for shitz and giggles, love, you know shitz and giggles!

by Merrily McCarthy July 23, 2003

fatwah

Fat is what a healthy baby is! Wah is the constant sound of it's crying! A FatWah is "a little fat baby crying."

A fatwah is a command from a dependent creature for those in hearing range to "come and take care of me." Everyone usually responds to the sound of a dependent baby crying. This is the root cause and response syndrome of the word FATWAH.

The commanders FATWAH had been uttered, and his team moved.

The parents heard the crying FATWAH in the outer room, they responded, knowing full well the FATWAH must be answered.

by Merrily McCarthy July 16, 2003

slum lord

People who own property and rent it out to low income people for more than the property is worth and never bother to keep the rentals up to health code standards. Rich people who make their money victimizing low income families.

We asked the land lord to fix the leaky water faucet, and get rid of the cockroaches, but he won't do it; the guy is just another 21st century slum lord.

by Merrily McCarthy July 17, 2003

Umpa-Lumpa

A short fat person or woman that no one likes primarily because she is always vindictive and evil and mean.

Watch out, here comes Umpa-Lumpa!

by Merrily McCarthy July 19, 2003

cool-aide

When someone has taken upon themselves to be calm about something, that might be just a little exciting.

Hey, say look, my appetite is over extending, so why you getting all up in my cool-aide for?

by Merrily McCarthy July 23, 2003

cheek shot

A below the belt insult aimed from the back side.

"I heard what she said! Boy what a cheek shot!"

by Merrily McCarthy July 19, 2003

shalwar kameez

shirt he wore came to me easy

Upon his lithe and war mongering body he wore a slighty dusty shalwar kameezmade of the coarsest alpaca and camel hair, woven tight to keep out the sand and the moody night winds.

by Merrily McCarthy September 15, 2003