43 definitions by Maximus

safety joe

A person who is overly cautious.

He didn't want to go out tonight even though it is just flurries. He's being a safety joe.

by Maximus January 27, 2005

MaxDaze

1. A derivative of Randaze. Signifying profanity replacement.

2. A fusion of Max and Randaze, resulting in a great amount of any human emotion: pleasure, confusion, anger, happiness, joy, distraut, etc, etc...

3. The persona that becomes Max, from MaxMeansMore.com.

4. In the quality of Maxness and Randazeness simultaniously.


see further: Randaze Locksdaze

"What the Maxdaze?!"

Who in the Maxdaze are you?!"

by Maximus May 14, 2004

jamodi

Just A Matter Of Doing IT

Yea, I know I have homework it's JAMODI

by Maximus February 8, 2004

Grey Wings

To skull fuck someone (of coarse when you have finished they are dead)

Last night i got my grey wings with sarah louise

by Maximus May 2, 2003

sold out

Its what alot of people say to bands that have a bigger audience then 1 million, if they MAKE MONEY making their music= sell out :/ while in reality every band in HISTORY started out to make MONEY while playing music.. THAT WAS THE POINT OF STARTING OUT U BIG DUMB SHITS

LImp bizkit sold out , becouse they became popular, while in fact they were just doing what anyone can really do and its play their shit for everyone.

by Maximus March 6, 2004

Bench Press

A power movement which calculates the power of the chest muscles

Ben Hatch Benches more than you because his chest is stronger

by Maximus February 19, 2003

blond distortion

An experiance by a hetero man when he sees a girl with long blond hair. The girl may or may not be fugly but he will but unsure for sometime.

She is really a brute, when I banged here I was under blong distortion.

by Maximus August 6, 2003