2 definitions by Maurieeeeeeeee
When you are telling a sex joke to your parents and then a kidnapper come in and you dad kills him with his dick gun by really powerful cum bullet.
by Maurieeeeeeeee May 28, 2020
A Maurie is a sexy know it all but, as you get to know her you will realize she is actually really nice and kind, she’s still really fucking hot though, when you see her she’ll make you smile for way more than one reason.
by Maurieeeeeeeee November 7, 2019