Mattaldinho's definitions

Hangliding On A Friday

Hangliding on a friday refers to the superstition that it is bad luck to hang glide on a friday. The superstition originated thanks to the mass hangliding tragedy of 1972, where 18 hang gliders lost control of their instruments in Lancashire, England as gale force winds ruthlessly sent them flying around in dangerous circles. 7 people died and the weather had been fine the whole month apart from that day, the previous friday and the following friday.

"I'm going hang gliding with my fiance on friday"
"WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH, you don't wanna be doing that, remember the mass hangliding tragedy of 1972! You should never go hangliding on a friday!"

by mattaldinho April 27, 2010

Rhetorical Phone Call

A term coined by UK Grime artist; JME, meaning a phone call that you don't answer. Stems from the term 'rhetorical question' which is a question that doesn't require an answer, such as "Are you silly blad?".

When she phones me I can't be bothered to answer, might as well call it a rhetorical phone call

by Mattaldinho December 13, 2010

Lasdection

When something or someone is sponsored by an unhealthy product which is inappropriate or frowned upon to advertise.

You can't let Budweiser be your sponsor, it encourages people to drink alcohol, that's a prime example of lasdection

by Mattaldinho December 25, 2010

Lovely Jubbly

Made famous by 'Del Boy' the main character from long running English sitcom 'Only Fools And Horses' Lovely Jubbly refers to good news or something good that has happened.

"Turkeys ready everyone"
"Lovely Jubbly"

by Mattaldinho May 22, 2008

Swediopian

A mixed race person who has parents of Swedish and Ethiopian origins. The unique feature of a Swediopian is they can be black and have blonde hair.

Swedish + Ethiopian = Swediopian

by Mattaldinho August 27, 2008

Brilliantastic

A word that mixes brilliant with fantastic to make brilliantastic. This word can be used to express an emotion that is so spectacular that you need both brilliant and fantastic to portray how great it is.

Cool Guy : Oh no! the new gay rights proposal was approved!
Queer Faggot : Oh what brilliantastic news!
Cool Guy : Ah shut up you stupid faggot!

by Mattaldinho August 28, 2008

Lolagician

Someone who is very funny. A magician of laughter, makes other people 'lol'

Homie - "ahh thats a good one, your the best lolagician i know"
Mattaldinho - "why, thank you"

by Mattaldinho December 16, 2008