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A skank who has graduated above and beyond normal skankhood. She as reached the point where people psychosomatically detect a faint odor about her that is not unlike that of a skunk. Even when washed, well dressed, and presentable she still has a dirty and undesirable air about her.
“Her body is actually not bad, but for some reason I cannot bring myself to call her ‘attractive’. Why is that?” “She’s a skunk.” “Ah yes, you’ve nailed it.” “But I wouldn’t nail her.”
“She was all over this dude at the bar and when he went to the bathroom, she was trying to feel up on this guy shooting pool. But when he took his shot, she grabbed the other player’s ass. What a skunk.”
“She was all over this dude at the bar and when he went to the bathroom, she was trying to feel up on this guy shooting pool. But when he took his shot, she grabbed the other player’s ass. What a skunk.”
by MastaRoe July 10, 2011
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Used in a video titled, “The Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Ass” along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badassical, Badassitudinous, Badassitious, Mucho Badasstico, and Badassiticity
Used in a video titled, “The Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Ass” along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badassical, Badassitudinous, Badassitious, Mucho Badasstico, and Badassiticity
Jason Bourne’s ability to speak many languages is not as badasstic as his ability to kick ass in EVERY language.
by MastaRoe July 10, 2011
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Used in a video titled, “The Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Ass” along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badasstic, Badassical, Badassitious, Mucho Badasstico, and Badassiticity
Used in a video titled, “The Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Ass” along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badasstic, Badassical, Badassitious, Mucho Badasstico, and Badassiticity
Jason Bourne fought and killed a guy with a hand towel. The fact that the guy had a straight razor was immaterial because Jason Bourne is badassitudinous.
by MastaRoe July 10, 2011
Get the Badassitudinous mug.A posture characterized by clenched fists, slightly bent arms at the sides, eyes forward, scowl on face, and chest thrust out sometimes accompanied by strutting. Often assumed by guys when they’re either trying to impress a female or assert alpha male status. Can be seen frequently at bars, weight rooms, swimming pools, co-ed sports events, and other such places where there is likely to be a gathering of both males and females. Typically employed by jocks, frat boys, and various other assholes.
Oh no, here comes Jim. I hate seeing him when there are females around because he gets all puffy-chested and turns into a giant dick.
You ever noticed how when it's just guys lifting in here Bill is alright, but if there's girls in here he goes puffy-chest and tries to lift twice as much weight.
See how Joe just struts around the pool and never actually gets in? He's got puffy-chest.
You ever noticed how when it's just guys lifting in here Bill is alright, but if there's girls in here he goes puffy-chest and tries to lift twice as much weight.
See how Joe just struts around the pool and never actually gets in? He's got puffy-chest.
by MastaRoe May 15, 2011
Get the Puffy-Chest mug.1. Another term for “ass kissing” or “brown nosing”. It means to pander to the emotions of a superior in hopes the superior will reward the subordinate with raises, promotions, special privileges, and the like. It is a disgusting thing to watch.
2. Another term for “sucking” or being “sorry”, particularly in the context of video games.
Inspired by Mia X’s rap on the song “Ghetto Symphony”.
2. Another term for “sucking” or being “sorry”, particularly in the context of video games.
Inspired by Mia X’s rap on the song “Ghetto Symphony”.
Look at Dave laughing with the boss. I’m so sick of his dick kissin'.
Oh man! I’m already near the finish line and you’re still at the first turn dick kissin'.
Oh man! I’m already near the finish line and you’re still at the first turn dick kissin'.
by MastaRoe July 10, 2011
Get the Dick Kissin' mug.Spanish for "much badasstic". Used to describe the level of badassedness above normal but below "Maximum Badassiticity".
Used in a video titled, “The Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Ass” along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badasstic, Badassical, Badassitudinous, Badassitious, and Badassiticity
Used in a video titled, “The Top Five Things With Which Jason Bourne Could Beat Your Ass” along with Badassery, Badassedness, Badassity, Badasstic, Badassical, Badassitudinous, Badassitious, and Badassiticity
After beating a man’s ass with a rolled-up magazine and killing him, Jason Bourne unscrewed the man’s gas main and jammed the aforementioned rolled-up magazine into the man’s toaster. In time it caught fire and ignited the gas in the house, which Jason Bourne used as cover to make his escape. This, you see, is the next level of badass i.e. Mucho Badasstico.
by MastaRoe July 10, 2011
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Person 2: Yeah, it's the same as a Ten-Year-Old Man. You should look up Ten-Year-Old Man.
Person 2: Yeah, it's the same as a Ten-Year-Old Man. You should look up Ten-Year-Old Man.
by MastaRoe March 21, 2011
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