Marzipan's definitions

spam dagger

Male organ; penis

"He pushed his filthy spam dagger deep into her fanjita"

by Marzipan March 26, 2003

Stig

Undesirable tracksuit wearing criminal. See also POG, TEGGER.

"I'm sick of these fucking stigs wanting money to get back to Leeds."

by Marzipan March 26, 2003

Tops and fingers

To provocatively stimulate anothers sexual glands whilst topless

"She took him home for some tops and fingers."

by Marzipan March 26, 2003

lesbic

Pertaining to lesbianism; the quality of lezzers

"These dungarees make me look lesbic"

by Marzipan December 23, 2003

borborygms

Grumbles of the stomach; can be associated with runny botty.

"That curry has led to borborygms arising in my stomach"

by Marzipan December 23, 2003

Soz Mam/Dad

Sarcastic put down directed towards someone who tries to advise or chastise

"Can you not drop fag ash on my carpet please."
"Soz Mam."

by Marzipan March 26, 2003

clam noshing

To perform oral sex on a woman; going down on; lapping out.

"My neck aches after all that clam noshing last night."

by Marzipan March 26, 2003