Definitions by Marzipan

lesbic 

Pertaining to lesbianism; the quality of lezzers

"These dungarees make me look lesbic"

lesbic by Marzipan December 23, 2003

borborygms 

Grumbles of the stomach; can be associated with runny botty.

"That curry has led to borborygms arising in my stomach"

borborygms by Marzipan December 23, 2003

Tops and fingers 

To provocatively stimulate anothers sexual glands whilst topless

"She took him home for some tops and fingers."

Tops and fingers by Marzipan March 26, 2003

clam noshing 

To perform oral sex on a woman; going down on; lapping out.

"My neck aches after all that clam noshing last night."

clam noshing by Marzipan March 26, 2003

Stig 

Undesirable tracksuit wearing criminal. See also POG, TEGGER.

"I'm sick of these fucking stigs wanting money to get back to Leeds."

Stig by Marzipan March 26, 2003

spam dagger 

Male organ; penis

"He pushed his filthy spam dagger deep into her fanjita"

spam dagger by Marzipan March 26, 2003

Deadly Linctus 

Tag along wannabe boy/girlfriend who refuses to accept that you will never go out with them.

"Alex is following me around all the time like a deadly linctus; She is going all deadly linctus on me."

Deadly Linctus by Marzipan March 26, 2003